Reeding

Verb - Indulging in the slashy exploits of the King of Kaboom (Malcolm Reed, 'Star Trek: Enterprise'). See also slash, yaoi, and shonen ai

"I didn't finish my homework because I was Reeding."

by Kuma February 26, 2004

Reeding

When rappers rap about smoking weed.

Is that Snoop Dogg reeding again?

by dax22 April 16, 2011

reeding

Reading off Papyrus paper.

Ancient Egyptians were fond of reeding.

by Ereck Flowers June 24, 2016

Pulling a reed / Reeding

This action occurs when a certain individual, usually a ginger, attempts to flirt with and pick up a relatively attractive girl. When his attempts are inevitably denied, the individual then slips into a spiral of making more and more awkward and creepy comments, until the individual seems SO creepy, the local newspaper may even report on it. Those who partake in "pulling a reed" or "reeding" are poor souls indeed.

Guy: "Hey, wanna fuck?"
Girl: "Um, no. I want to leave now and never come back."

Spectator: "Wow, he's totally pulling a reed / reeding that ho."

by Mitro March 25, 2008

reading slump

a readers worst nightmare.

not being able to pick up a book and read because you just can't, you just can't read.

person 1: "what's the matter with you?"
reader: " I CAN'T READ , NO BOOK IS GOOD ENOUGH, LEAVE ME ALONE, READING SLUMP

person 1: uhm..... okay.

by multifandom trash April 28, 2015

WHY IS YOU READING THIS?

Excuse Me but why are you reading this, and why are you here

stop and leave, cause WHY IS YOU READING THIS?

by Why you be reading this? November 12, 2019

Well said aid in a eement can be used as reeting, hey ats up

If you look at that mug that Urban Dictionary advertises really closely, it’ll say this. Well, of what you can read of it.

You: Well said aid in a eement can be used as reeting, hey ats up.
Your friend: wat da fuq dit u jus sae?

by Hongolomngonolongongous November 2, 2020