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a Roschke is known for confidently saying interesting facts throughout the course of a conversation and backing them up with evidence and support that are nearly impossible to prove or disprove thereby giving him the benefit of the doubt. A Roschke's daily diet consists of burritos from Chipotle and Coke that he devours indescriminatly. Furthermore, he tends to indulge in Alcoholic beverages in a very fastidious manner only consuming the drinks that meet his high standard of approval. Also, Rochkes are unreliable and will show up late to all occasions summoned, thereby making Rochkes extremely hard to find and rare. A Roschke is extremely fascinated with fish and is likely to be near one at all times.
guy 1: Oh man, I haven't eaten all day and I can't even finish this burrito.
a Roschke: actually, the reason you can't finish that burrito is because you haven't eaten all day. Your stomach has contracted throughout the day making it harder for you to eat your usual ammount!
guy 1: you don't say?
a Rochke: yes, that's why the people who starve often die when faced with the opportunity to eat as much as they want. They are so excited by the prospect of eating that their contracted stomachs are unable to withstand the unusually heavy intake of nutrition.
guy 1: damn
roschke by Anonymous32007 March 24, 2007

reschedge 

reschedule
also, reschedj
Okay, so unfortch J Law got swarmed by the paps so she has to reschedge.

Reschedulation 

The act of being able to reschedule an event
Heather offered reschedulation privileges to corporate groups.
very intelligent woman, with lots of inner knowledge. Reschelle is kind, but not stupid, she love to help and lift ppl up. RESCHELLE is the best person to be around, because she don't judge no one. Reschelle always in a good move, but please don't get on her or his bad side... Reschelle is also indeed sexy she's a brick house.
Reschelle is always there when you need her, Reschelle is and reliable person.
You need a Reschelle in your life!
Reschelle by Bossy23 November 23, 2021

Rescheduel

Fighting it out endlessly to reschedule a meeting
Anna and Paul had an endless round of emails to see when to rescheduel their lunch date
Rescheduel by ciamarra May 13, 2018
Josh watch out for that rësche!! You could have slipped
Rësche by Rësche May 1, 2022