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The act of bringing a conversation, more commonly on an internet forum, back on topic after comments have derailed the conversation from the main topic.

Thanks to John's rerailment, the conversation went on as intended.

rerailment by rbsfreak June 3, 2011

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Alabama train derailment

When family members are engaged in group sex with another family member and something happens (superficial or catastrophic) to bring it to an early or unexpected end.

We was all banging cousin Shirley out back at the family reunion when uncle Bubba's liquor still blew up and started an Alabama train derailment almost instantly.

Alabama train derailment by Gliterbob the Clown March 10, 2023

Derailment

When you are railing your rib, cleopatra, bottom bitch, and wife of 14 years. And you slip into the wrong hole. This is called a derailment, and doesn't matter what hole.

Jim: fuck this feels good
Susan: oooooohhh ya harder harder
Jim: (slips into wrong hole)
Susan: ooooaaaahhhhhhhh

Jim: sorry babe I derailed
Susan: ok, next time I dont cause a derailment into me

Derailment by Cochieman 456 November 27, 2020

Holbrook Derailment

When a woman is engaging in anal sex with multiple partners, and accidentally defecates on the still erect locomotive of the final man standing.

Bro 1 “Dude Buster’s mom was pulling trains last night. I got there late and went last. As I was pulling out she shits on my dick.”

Bro 2 “Damn dude, Buster’s mom gaves you a Holbrook Derailment.”

Holbrook Derailment by Mr. Doses May 15, 2024

Holbrook Derailment

When having anal sex with many partners, a woman shats on the rod of the last man standing.

Bro 1: Dude your mom was pulling trains again last night. I got there late and went last. As I was pulling out of the station she dropped a log on my schlong.

Bro 2: Dude moms gives you a Holbrook Derailment

Holbrook Derailment by Merle’s Mom June 15, 2024

Holbrook Derailment

When a woman is having anal sex with multiple partners and she accidentally shats on the schlong of the last man standing.

Bro 1: Dude your mom was pulling trains again last night. Got there late had to be the caboose. As I was leaving the station she dropped a log on my iron horse.

Bro 2: Dude moms gives you a Holbrook Derailment.

Holbrook Derailment by Merle’s Mom June 15, 2024

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026