republiclone

A person, typically a child or a young teenager, who is a Republican (or otherwise conservative) just because their parents are. Usually has no real understanding of the issues, and must resort to yelling and logical fallacies to defend their parroted views.

Did you hear that tween support Bush's use of torture? Man, he's such a Republiclone.

by W@tcher January 15, 2006

Republiclown

The proper term for Republican(s). This is mainly because those who represent this party also closely resemble a horde of clowns stuffed into a clown car with their ridiculous ideologies, stances, idioms, and political beliefs.

Sarah Palin and Chris Christie are two of the largest Republiclowns in the party today.

by Kuban Kevin August 19, 2013

RepubliCon

A RepubliCon is someone who, in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary, is able to manipulate large, vapid, weak-minded audiences by means of manipulation, deception, distortion of facts, and incomplete information. He is a con-artist with an inability to think objectively, consider alternatives, and allow for dissention. A RepubliCon appeals to intellectually conservative, mindless and often dimwitted followers. These followers are regressive lemmings who will follow the RepubliCon’s faithfully regardless of the inevitably tragic conclusion.

I cannot understand how those RepubliCon's like Rush Limbaugh and Bill O'Reilly can charge up their audiences when they are clearly passing their subjective, distorted views as fact.

by Sterling Steele April 8, 2009

RepubliCON

1. One who espouses conservative values of small government, less government intervention, and managed spending, but performs the exact opposite. "Con" suffix is derived from "confidence man", or trickster, grifter. See also NeoCON.

I can't believe what George W. pulled over on the country, record spending and deficits, expanded government, government involvement in more aspects of individual life, what a RepubliCON!

by Flashdrive-II June 16, 2007

Republicane

A hurricane whose unusual strength or size can be directly attributed to global warming, and by extension to years of Republican opposition to addressing this issue.

"Super-warm water in the Gulf of Mexico turned this storm into a monster, a real Republicane."

by espiritu sancto July 12, 2010

Republiconservabertarian

A three-way portmanteau of the three names a right-wing person may identify as their affiliation, depending on any given situation, in order to fit with their world-view for that particular second of the day. Republiconservabertarians will be against government intrusion when it comes to paying taxes, for government intrusion when it comes to keeping gay people single, and against both major American political parties until they vote Republican.

Not to be confused with Raxacoricofallapatorius, home of the Slitheen in Doctor Who.

Dave: "You're a registered Republican, aren't you?"

Ned: "Yes, but they don't speak for me now. I'm a Libertarian through and through, and want government out of our personal lives."

Dave: "Even though you attended that rally against abortion and gay marriage last weekend?"

Ned: "Any good conservative would."

Dave: "Where are you going now?"

Ned: "Going door to door for our local congressman."

Dave: "So you're a Republiconservabertarian."

by Jackpot777 June 20, 2011

republiCON

1. One who identifies as a Republican only beacuse of the financial benefits yet hangs out with mostly non-republicans. The "Log Cabin Republicans," are considered RepubliCONS beacuse they support ideas that contrast their actual way of life and undermine the cause of their own poeple.

Dude, that chick is only a Republican beacuse her Daddy is rich but she's always hanging with gay people, she's a total RepubliCON!

Oh my god! I once dated this guy from Texas who voted for Bush and he's all proud of it! I told him he just voted against all other gays but he didn't seem to care. RepubliCON looser!

by nononeofanyimportance November 30, 2005