reprogrammer

Another name for a dick in that it can reprogram women into being human incubators for 9 months

Woman 1: Man I got to feel his reprogrammer all up in my breeding hole last night as we raw dogged it
Woman 2: Do you think he knocked you up
Woman 1: God, I hope so I want to be his personal incubator for the next 9 months

by IshtarsSon October 3, 2022

reprogramming the garmin

Masturbating; masturbating in a car or vehicle

Q: What is that guy doing in the red car over there?

A: He's just reprogramming the garmin

by play746 September 10, 2009

Deprogrammer

I COULD HAVE BEEN CHARGING $300 A DAY!?

Hym “Jesus Christ I’m like the worlds greatest deprogrammer and I’m doing it for free 🤦 ♂️ Fuck me! 😩 I could have been charging $300! Shit!”

by Hym Iam December 1, 2022

reprogrammable

When a woman is ovulating and thus ready to be turned into a babymaking machine with sufficent reprogramming.

Girl: Damn I am feeling really reprogrammable right now
Guy: Hey, my reprogrammer is ready for a good reprogramming session
Girl: My reprogramming port is wet already

by IshtarsSon September 22, 2023

reprogramming fluids

Cum, the fluids that come out of a reprogrammer when it is has been sufficently stimulated. When introduced into a woman's reprogramming port it can begin the process of reprogramming her into a human incubator

Girl 1: Damn after we raw dogged it, I was dripping his reprogramming fluids out of my reprogramming port
Girl 2: Well let's hope he successfully reprogrammed you
Girl 1: Same, I would look so cute with a baby bump

by IshtarsSon September 23, 2023

reprogramming port

The area of a woman's body where she can take a reprogrammer to be turned into a human incubator by introduction of reprogramming fluids

Girl 1: Damn after we raw dogged it, I was dripping his reprogramming fluids out of my reprogramming port
Girl 2: Well let's hope he successfully reprogrammed you
Girl 1: Same, I would look so cute with a baby bump

by IshtarsSon September 23, 2023

reprogramming session

When a couple raw dogs it so the girl can be reprogrammed as a babymaking machine. One of the hottest forms of sex as it involves the woman surrendering the programing of her body to carry the man's child for the next nine months

Girl: Damn those reprogramming sessions were extremely fun last night
Guy: Yeah it is so sexy to think that you are willing to have the basic programs of your body completely changed solely because you wanted to feel me raw.

by IshtarsSon September 24, 2023