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When two guys engage in double vaginal with the goal of knocking up the girl. Winner is the guy that winds up knocking her up with the loser having to suck him off.
Jessica: I'm still a little sore from that sperm-off last night
Kate: Which guy do you think will win?
Jessica: Well I would love to have Steve's baby in me, but it would also be so hot to watch him suck off Mike.
by IshtarsSon July 23, 2023
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A breeding sandwich with two couples where they agree to swap partners for the purpose of knocking each other up. This should only be left to couples that have a really strong bond with each other. It is better if both couples have engaged in and already had a set of children with their main partners in a normal breeding sandwich first.
Chloe: You know I thought conceiving my first child with James in a breeding sandwich with you was the most intimate thing I could do with a bestie, but the fact that you let me use Thomas's reprogrammer in a swapped breeding sandwich is truly next level.

Samantha: Yeah and to think that James knocked me up not only with your permission but with your blessing and participation really brings our friendship to a whole new level.
by IshtarsSon September 20, 2023
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When a woman is ovulating and thus ready to be turned into a babymaking machine with sufficent reprogramming.
Girl: Damn I am feeling really reprogrammable right now
Guy: Hey, my reprogrammer is ready for a good reprogramming session
Girl: My reprogramming port is wet already
by IshtarsSon September 23, 2023
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A form of a forced breeding kink that takes place in the context of a snuggery threesome. The kink involves several layers of power play stacked together as the man is able to role-play that his dick is so powerful that not only can he permanently alter a woman's body with it, nor is it just that he is able to do so over her protests but that his dick is so powerful that another woman wants to serve as a human sex toy to prepare the first girl for her breeding. This kink is multiplicatively more objectifying than any of the three separate kinks/fantasies of breeding, cnc and the mff threesome that comprise it and thus requires A LOT OF COMMUNICATION BEFORE AND AFTERCARE FOLLOWING. Furthermore this a kink where the idea of YKINMK is very likely to apply given the intense nature of it.
Fanny: Wow there is something extremely sexy about being on the receiving end of a snuggery breeding.
Naomi: Really what is it like?
Fanny: Well not only do I have to submit to Jack's reprogrammer as he breeds me but I also get to pretend that he is so dominant that Alice will eat me out and finger me so that I am wet and horny enough to be bred. Then to have my mouth be turned into a tool that is meant to please her pussy while Jack breeds me makes me feel extremely submissive that I can't help but cum.
by IshtarsSon September 21, 2023
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A mffm fourway with the goal of getting both girls pregnant. Both guys should be on the outside forming the bread while the two girls should be on the inside facing each other so they can make out, rub each other clits and otherwise stimulate each other as they are reprogrammed.
While not required, homoerotic acts such as the guys sucking each other to the erections that they will use to knock up the girls, are encouraged so that the conceptions can be thought of as a team effort.
Samantha: Well girl, you look magical with that baby bump.
Chloe: Just as magical as being in that breeding sandwich with you that got you knocked up as well.
Samantha: Yeah it is weirdly intimate to think that each of us had a life changing event performed merely inches away from each other.
Chloe: Hey you know you are besties when you make it a point to be rubbing clits as you are getting knocked up

Meanwhile in the other room
James: You know it was really sexy the way you used your mouth to activate my reprogrammer so I could knock up Chloe
Thomas: With how sexy she and Samantha look now I am glad we gave each other the erections that in turn knocked them up.

James: Truly a breeding sandwich is up there with fishing in amazing guy bonding experiences and to think our children will have a special bond before they are even born.
by IshtarsSon September 20, 2023
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Cum, the fluids that come out of a reprogrammer when it is has been sufficently stimulated. When introduced into a woman's reprogramming port it can begin the process of reprogramming her into a human incubator
Girl 1: Damn after we raw dogged it, I was dripping his reprogramming fluids out of my reprogramming port
Girl 2: Well let's hope he successfully reprogrammed you
Girl 1: Same, I would look so cute with a baby bump
by IshtarsSon September 23, 2023
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The area of a woman's body where she can take a reprogrammer to be turned into a human incubator by introduction of reprogramming fluids
Girl 1: Damn after we raw dogged it, I was dripping his reprogramming fluids out of my reprogramming port
Girl 2: Well let's hope he successfully reprogrammed you
Girl 1: Same, I would look so cute with a baby bump
by IshtarsSon September 23, 2023
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