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reprogrammer

Another name for a dick in that it can reprogram women into being human incubators for 9 months
Woman 1: Man I got to feel his reprogrammer all up in my breeding hole last night as we raw dogged it
Woman 2: Do you think he knocked you up
Woman 1: God, I hope so I want to be his personal incubator for the next 9 months
by IshtarsSon October 3, 2022
mugGet the reprogrammermug.

breeding sandwich

A mffm fourway with the goal of getting both girls pregnant. Both guys should be on the outside forming the bread while the two girls should be on the inside facing each other so they can make out, rub each other clits and otherwise stimulate each other as they are reprogrammed.
While not required, homoerotic acts such as the guys sucking each other to the erections that they will use to knock up the girls, are encouraged so that the conceptions can be thought of as a team effort.
Samantha: Well girl, you look magical with that baby bump.
Chloe: Just as magical as being in that breeding sandwich with you that got you knocked up as well.
Samantha: Yeah it is weirdly intimate to think that each of us had a life changing event performed merely inches away from each other.
Chloe: Hey you know you are besties when you make it a point to be rubbing clits as you are getting knocked up

Meanwhile in the other room
James: You know it was really sexy the way you used your mouth to activate my reprogrammer so I could knock up Chloe
Thomas: With how sexy she and Samantha look now I am glad we gave each other the erections that in turn knocked them up.

James: Truly a breeding sandwich is up there with fishing in amazing guy bonding experiences and to think our children will have a special bond before they are even born.
by IshtarsSon September 20, 2023
mugGet the breeding sandwichmug.

snuggery threesome

A mff threesome that involves an assisted form of cnc. The idea is that one woman pretends to be an accomplice with the goal of luring the other girl who is roleplaying the victim to the guy's place before restraining her and warming her up through fingering and eating her out so the guy can use her. The girl who played the role of the accomplice then gets to ride the other girl's face as a reward from her master. Named after the chamber Jack uses in the Victorian Erotica "The Way of a Man with a Maid" . Extreme power fantasy as the guy gets to roleplay that his cock is so powerful that it will cause one girl to sacrifice another girl to it. Please note that this is only fantasy and is only to be done after EXTENSIVE COMMUNICATION AND PRE-NEGOTIATION with everyone involved. Also with such an intense fantasy GOOD AFTERCARE IS A MUST.
Alice: Wow that snuggery threesome was intense but I loved it. It was a weird combination of being so submissive to Jack that I helped him dominate Fanny.
by IshtarsSon September 20, 2023
mugGet the snuggery threesomemug.

reprogramming fluids

Cum, the fluids that come out of a reprogrammer when it is has been sufficently stimulated. When introduced into a woman's reprogramming port it can begin the process of reprogramming her into a human incubator
Girl 1: Damn after we raw dogged it, I was dripping his reprogramming fluids out of my reprogramming port
Girl 2: Well let's hope he successfully reprogrammed you
Girl 1: Same, I would look so cute with a baby bump
by IshtarsSon September 23, 2023
mugGet the reprogramming fluidsmug.

mushroom earrings

A piece of jewelry often worn by LBGT people. In particular it is a big sign that a person might be bisexual
Girl 1: So you think she is bi?
Girl 2: Well she has mushroom earrings so make of that as you will.
by IshtarsSon September 23, 2023
mugGet the mushroom earringsmug.

corona babyboom

The wave of #infectiouslycute births between December 2020 and February 2021 that happened as a result of people social distancing
"I see that there are a lot of births around Christmas this year"
"Yeah thats the corona babyboom from when a lot of couples were "social distancing" back in March"
"Well, they are going to be #infectiouslycute"
by IshtarsSon April 25, 2020
mugGet the corona babyboommug.

sperm-off

When two guys engage in double vaginal with the goal of knocking up the girl. Winner is the guy that winds up knocking her up with the loser having to suck him off.
Jessica: I'm still a little sore from that sperm-off last night
Kate: Which guy do you think will win?
Jessica: Well I would love to have Steve's baby in me, but it would also be so hot to watch him suck off Mike.
by IshtarsSon July 23, 2023
mugGet the sperm-offmug.

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