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renude contract 

Where you disrobe to allow your employer to see and/or sample The Merchandise as a bribe/exchange for his allowing you to continue working for him, even if your past/present job-performance totally sux otherwise.
Though inherently less competent/efficient than her plain-Jane co-worker Miss Blips, the drop-dead-gorgeous Miss Buxley always tries her best to do a good job so that her male-chauvinist "dirty old man" boss, General Amos T. Halftrack, will let her keep her job as a secretary at Camp Swampy, and thus she will not be obliged to debase herself by asking him for a renude contract, much as he would love to have her do so.
renude contract by QuacksO October 10, 2017
RendeZook - from video gaming; while dogfighting in aircraft - bailing from your aircraft and shooting down another aircraft with a rocket launcher and then re-entering your aircraft
Examples: "oh man someone finally pulled off a rendezook in X vehicle from Y game, check it out on youtube!"

Battlefield 3, to perform a rendezook a player aims his jet straight up, ejects (which sends him upwards, due to game code working to move players upward instead of in relation to the plane), aims down and shoots an RPG destroying his enemy at his tail, then his jet catches back up with him falling and he re-enters the jet.

Planetside 2, mechanic allows the player to roll the jet / ESF and eject upwards slightly if inverted (again eject angle allows the player to travel in a motion outside their vehicle in relation to the vehicle and catch back up to it), to rendezook the player begins the roll, ejects and then shoots a decimator / rocket, destroying another aircraft, then re-enters the jet / ESF.
rendezook by nooglide September 23, 2013

Langston Rendell 

Dumbass who threw his ID at Tyler, The Creator one time.
This dumbass has a fucking slave name.. Langston Rendell..
A Band defined by Rock and Industrial genera as well as Electronica, Heavy Alternative tendencies.

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Renderic sounds something in between NIN, Depeche Mode and the Cure.
Renderic by Renderic August 24, 2008

Rendez-Vous Tuesday 

As we all know Tuesday is the most boring day of the week. Rendez-Vous Tuesday is the perfect time to spend the whole afternoon drinking on a bench with your best buddies. There are only two rules:
1. No rules, you can wild however you want.
2. Whoever is late for the start of Rendez-Vous Tuesday shall buy beer.
Reni, what are you doing on Tuesday? Wanna go on a date?
- Can`t, it`s Rendez-Vous Tuesday, Miro!

Rendezvouses 

The plural of the word "rendezvous" that is not "rendezvous".
Despite their promise never to meet again she rendezvouses with him all the time.

It's crazy how many rendezvouses I've had with Steve this past month.
Rendezvouses by pandaninja January 1, 2012