by red*fox November 07, 2003

to savagely fuck somebody up
by KingKoopster April 18, 2013

In 3D Computer Graphics, creating an image (usually bitmap/pixel based) from a 3D virtual construction (a model) by calculating the way lights and other factors will affect the model in question.
by MichaelMick June 28, 2005

by Diggity Monkeez April 24, 2005

Photoshop's feature that makes your computer extremely hot for five minutes, after which nothing is accomplished.
I was wondering why the fuck the image was coming up with all these jagged lines. When I found a Render button I figured….ohhhh…that’s the button that’s gonna do ultra high sampling ’n’ stuff
and this jagged piece of crap is just a quick, working render so gpus don’t melt ,but apparently “Render” means….”Get Hot for 5 Minutes”
and this jagged piece of crap is just a quick, working render so gpus don’t melt ,but apparently “Render” means….”Get Hot for 5 Minutes”
by iLikeSquirtles February 24, 2015

by Renski February 23, 2003

To break a chrome book in any way. Bonus points if it's one if Eriks. Double bonus if you mention that his wife and kids left him, and took his balls with them.
Have you gotten any renders lately?
Yeah, I hold the world record for rendering Ms. R's chrome books over Dr. Thumbs head.
Yeah, I hold the world record for rendering Ms. R's chrome books over Dr. Thumbs head.
by 100100100123 February 13, 2018
