Render

Using Software/Hardware to display a image created by a program

Could you render that CGI out for me?

by red*fox November 7, 2003

Render

to savagely fuck somebody up

Jimmy - Yo your moms a whore
Anquan - Fuck U nigga, ill render you right now
Jimmy - Chill bro

by KingKoopster April 18, 2013

Render

In 3D Computer Graphics, creating an image (usually bitmap/pixel based) from a 3D virtual construction (a model) by calculating the way lights and other factors will affect the model in question.

Take out the area lighting and the scene will render a lot faster.

by MichaelMick June 28, 2005

Render

To leave in a certain state, usually a negative one.

Quincy was rendered helpless after the quick lassoing by Darren.

by Diggity Monkeez April 24, 2005

Render

Photoshop's feature that makes your computer extremely hot for five minutes, after which nothing is accomplished.

I was wondering why the fuck the image was coming up with all these jagged lines. When I found a Render button I figured….ohhhh…that’s the button that’s gonna do ultra high sampling ’n’ stuff
and this jagged piece of crap is just a quick, working render so gpus don’t melt ,but apparently “Render” means….”Get Hot for 5 Minutes”

by iLikeSquirtles February 24, 2015

Render

Is often seen in connection to ParanoidCoder and may have plain ability to shock people.

ParanoidCoder was stroling down the sidewalk to get a render for himself.

by Renski February 23, 2003

Render

To break a chrome book in any way. Bonus points if it's one if Eriks. Double bonus if you mention that his wife and kids left him, and took his balls with them.

Have you gotten any renders lately?

Yeah, I hold the world record for rendering Ms. R's chrome books over Dr. Thumbs head.

by 100100100123 February 13, 2018