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A remie, a remtard, a retard.
A cerebrally-challenged individual.
remster by J June 17, 2003
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A Remster 

A remster or the Remster is a person that will break into the public toilets in a gas station remove all of the plumbing of the toilet so that there is enough room for them to sit underneath the sitting area of the toilet. They will then start to masterbait to people that are sitting down on the toilet trying to take a shit. The Remster will only cum when the person shitting on the toilet finishes there shit and it lands on the Remster's face this is why some time when you take a shit you can feel the water come up and hit your asshole its not water its a Remster's cum. Remsters are also the reason that toilets sometimes have coloured water, it is to hide all of the Remsters.
Person 1: "I heard that there are alot of Remsters in this area."
Person 2: "what are Remsters?"
Person 3: "A Remster is weird person that sit under toilets."
Person 2: "we should probably move along then."
Person 1: "Right."
A Remster by DeathByIntell June 15, 2023
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Modern Warfare Remastered 

The reason most people are going to buy Infinite Warfare. Taking the amazing game from 2007 and making it look like it came out this year.
Can't wait to get Modern Warfare remastered! I also get Infinite Warfare for free along with it but I could care less about that game.

day-resters 

Day-resters; casual clothing worn around the house whilst resting. This is usually done during the day, making them different from pyjamas.
Day-resters are usually worn while watching television, lying on the couch or playing video games, and can be any comfy, loose-fitting attire worn for the sake of comfort, not fashion.
``Hey man, I'm not up for going out today. Think I'll just throw on my day resters and chill.''
Or
``It's been a long day at work. I''m gonna change into my day resters and hang on the couch this afternoon.''
OR ``Why you still got your day-resters on child? We're going to church!''
day-resters by TetrisLee February 3, 2010

remastered 

A sophisticated way of saying "we just cranked up the volume to death". Ever since the mid-1990s, music industry has been constantly increasing volumes of music to appeal to low-quality device users(eg. iPod) to trick they are listening to the improve version of the recording which, in reality, has been simply brickwalled.
-why does this copy of Nevermind sound so loud???
-cause you bought the remastered copy idiot
remastered by any road November 21, 2016
The result of millions of hamsters being released into the New York subways and mating with the enormous rats to create a new breed of super-rodents. The new breed's designation is determined by which one is the "bitch" with "ramster" being the rat in the dominant position. See also hat.
Upon entering the ramster store, the old man's right foot was voraciously bitten off by a mob of angry hats.
ramster by Sidewinder September 16, 2004
a person who has no one to dance with or who feels shy, awkward, or excluded at a party.
My ideal guy is reyster
Reyster by Goodluck! November 24, 2021
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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A)
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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