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The result of millions of hamsters being released into the New York subways and mating with the enormous rats to create a new breed of super-rodents. The new breed's designation is determined by which one is the "bitch" with "ramster" being the rat in the dominant position. See also hat.
Upon entering the ramster store, the old man's right foot was voraciously bitten off by a mob of angry hats.
ramster by Sidewinder September 16, 2004
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Step one: Insert a paper towel tube into your anus.

Step two: Cram an angry hamster into the tube.

Step three: Dial 911
No MOMMY!!! Not the ramster treatment again!!
ramster by Effed November 6, 2003
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Raster is the order of painting lines / pixels on a crt screen
I'm using a 512 line raster!
raster by gapiro May 14, 2005
1. Element in the anterior segment of an old Gaelic saying: "Once a Raimster, forever a Shaimster"

2. A frequent song lyric; paired with "Shaimster" to great effect; frequently found in instances of parallelismus membrorum
a. "Raimster you can drive my car; Shaimster's gonna be a star. Raimster you can drive my car; Shaimster, I love you."

b. The old Norse adage: "One in the Raimster, but two in the Shaimster"

c. "Fool me once, I'm a Raimster. Fool me twice, I'm a Shaimster."

d. "Ask not what your Raimster can do for you, but what you can do for your Shaimster."

e. "Love thy Raimster as thy Shaimster"

f. "Finkel is Raimster, Shaimster is Finkel!"

g. "Some Raimsters wait a lifetime, for a Shaimster like this."
Raimster by Haasi April 1, 2009

rasterbate 

creating a picture larger than a piece of paper by printing out the picture in sections sized to a page, then connecting those pages in the proper order.
He couldn't buy the poster, so he rasterbated it.
rasterbate by phanna August 1, 2005
Radster is a term that defines the greatest support player in League Of Legends history.
Damn im going to Radster this game
Radster by Retsdar October 10, 2020

Ramstealery 

To commish a fantasy football league where you steal money, change other people's lineups without their consent, change league rules to your liking, and act like a whiney bitch when people call you on it.
That kid was so well versed in Ramstealery, I didn't even know he had taken off with my money until the next month.
Ramstealery by aasas July 27, 2007