remembeer 

A beer or other alcoholic beverage drunk the day after a bender to help the sufferer reconstruct the events of the previous night, since it's easier to remember things that happened while you were drunk when you ARE drunk.

I have no idea where my car is. I'm gonna have to drink a remembeer just to find it.

remembeer by Blank Frank October 11, 2009

remembeer 

The act of remembering, with or without success, a night of inebriation.

John couldn't remembeer the bachelor party, he had drunk far too much.

Alice could vaguely remembeer bits and parts of the chili cook-off.

remembeer by Ph. D September 20, 2009

Is that how you remember it? 

Is that how you remember it? — a statement designed to call into question the projected memories of a person waxing poetic about the past. It’s another way of saying: HELL NAW!!!!!!!! It wasn’t that way at all!!!!!! The ethos of “Is that how you remember it?” Is best captured by The Doobie Brothers song featuring Michael McDonald on lead vocals What a Fool Believes — which was an awesome song.

And yes! That’s how I remember it!

Lover #1 when we were together we were both happy. No matter where we went out to eat, it seemed as though they were always playing our song. I never knew love before I met you!

Lover #2 Is that how you remember it?

Rich and successful person: The “come up” is the best part. Maaaaaaaaaaaan! I think I was happier when I was in the struggle and every day was a scramble. At least I knew who I was and who to trust.

Most loyal old true friend: Is that how you remember it?

Is that how you remember it? by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 23, 2023

Nope don’t remember didn’t happen 

When the person you had a bonding moment with isn’t ready to accept they have feelings for you so they deny you cradling them in your arms.

“We had a bonding moment! I CRADLED YOU IN MY ARMS!” “nope don’t remember didn’t happen”

Nope don’t remember didn’t happen by dontneedtoknowthat June 27, 2018

remember the fam, carry the pain 

An unexpectedly deep phrase that was made by CaryKH's rapping AI.

Remember the fam, carry the pain.

remember the fam, carry the pain by CalimariiSlicer May 20, 2020

I remember when 

The 'I remember when' law states that if a person posts a picture of their child/grandchild/pet on social media then at least 50% of the replies to the post will be made up with people talking about their child/grandchild/pet.

"Here is a picture of little Maude taking a shit on the kitchen floor"
"Oh that's so cute; George does this all the time"
"They grow up so fast don't they? I remember when Alfie used to shit in the garage before bedtime"

I remember when by DrederickTatum June 2, 2023

Remember, no russian

If you hear someone shout this at an airport, act dead

Remember, No russian * elevetor opens* *people screaming their last screams as people are getting shot up by a M249 Saw*

Remember, no russian by Nostalgiaismyfriend October 1, 2019