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Relass your Ass

Relass your Ass (alike "Relax Your Tits"), is a phrase to tell somebody to be easy and relax when a situation is not at all difficult to achieve. In Mexico, Relax your Ass = Relaja la Raja...
Case # 1.
Dude (sobbing) : Hey bro please help me, tomorrow is the fucking exam and that's my last chance!!!
Friend (badass): Relass your Ass man!... believe me, is less difficult than it looks.

Case # 2 (In Mexico City)
Dude: No inventes, ahí viene mi novia y no me he bañado...
Rascal: Relaja la Raja wey, ahorita la entretengo :)
Relass your Ass by coyuyo October 16, 2015

theory of relasstivity 

Theory that a perfect ass has three attributes:
1. Lower butt - The lowest part of the ass, should be firm but not hard.
2. Middle-earth - Middle of ass, should be softer than the lower butt and stick out more.
3. Heaven - Highest part of the ass. "As above down below". Should be similar to lower butt.
Damn Joe, that ass definitely follows the theory of relasstivity!
The action taken by someone when they return to anything that is not good for them.
Drugs, an abusive relationship, jail, Satan!!! (you get the picture)
relapes by Darryl June 26, 2004

Relasexation 

The act of engaging in relaxing activities (massages, baths, etc.) which ultimately lead to sexy fun time.

Reducing stress by having sex.
Boyfriend: “You’ve had a hard week and deserve a massage and some relaxation.”

Girlfriend: “Some relasexation 😏”
Relasexation by Emmyshotme February 8, 2019

100 floors releases 

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100 floors releases by Cody5050 January 26, 2022

Immortal Versus Immortality: The Juvenile Releases; The Juvenile Release 

Immortal Versus Immortality: The Juvenile Releases; The Juvenile Release
Immortal Versus Immortality: The Juvenile Releases; The Juvenile Release