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relases

As I give him a hand job he relases all over me
He relases all over me on a Saturday night
by anonymous July 14, 2024
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Relass your Ass

Relass your Ass (alike "Relax Your Tits"), is a phrase to tell somebody to be easy and relax when a situation is not at all difficult to achieve. In Mexico, Relax your Ass = Relaja la Raja...
Case # 1.
Dude (sobbing) : Hey bro please help me, tomorrow is the fucking exam and that's my last chance!!!
Friend (badass): Relass your Ass man!... believe me, is less difficult than it looks.

Case # 2 (In Mexico City)
Dude: No inventes, ahí viene mi novia y no me he bañado...
Rascal: Relaja la Raja wey, ahorita la entretengo :)
by coyuyo October 16, 2015
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theory of relasstivity

Theory that a perfect ass has three attributes:
1. Lower butt - The lowest part of the ass, should be firm but not hard.
2. Middle-earth - Middle of ass, should be softer than the lower butt and stick out more.
3. Heaven - Highest part of the ass. "As above down below". Should be similar to lower butt.
Damn Joe, that ass definitely follows the theory of relasstivity!
by Nyota June 29, 2014
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relapes

The action taken by someone when they return to anything that is not good for them.
Drugs, an abusive relationship, jail, Satan!!! (you get the picture)
by Darryl June 26, 2004
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Relasexation

The act of engaging in relaxing activities (massages, baths, etc.) which ultimately lead to sexy fun time.

Reducing stress by having sex.
Boyfriend: “You’ve had a hard week and deserve a massage and some relaxation.”

Girlfriend: “Some relasexation 😏”
by Emmyshotme February 8, 2019
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100 floors releases

Advertisement for global residency building becoming 100 floors by 2121
Google Play store ha those 100 floors releases
by Cody5050 January 26, 2022
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