A term used to describe a person in the rooms of AA or NA that has trouble stringing any long stretchs of sobriety together. These people seem to have trouble giving their will and lives over to a GOD of their understanding, hence their many relapses. In some circles these people may be call " Jack the slipper ", which is both stupid and unfunny.

Dude 1: That new guy at the meeting said he just relapsed for the fifth time this year.

Ray : That dude is a regular captain relapse.

Captain Relapse by TV CAR July 15, 2010

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Relapist

A person who does everything in their power to creep on and eventually force you or a friend unwillingly into a non consensual relationship.

"I've been talking to Lauren a lot...and I think I just want to be friends...she seems to have other things in mind. I feel like I'm going to be walking in some dark alley and she will leap out of the shadows, forcing me into a meaningless relationship. Such a Relapist.

Relapist by GreenEggsNGraham October 3, 2008

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Runescape Relapse

The re-using of runescape after quiting and not playing for a long period of time.

Timmy:Hey have you seen jack?
Jason:No i think he's having a Runescape Relapse
Timmy:It took so long to get him to quit

Runescape Relapse by Serrao May 14, 2009

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Be Back Relapse

The quick decision you make when you know that

you should quit an addiction although you relapse quickly and proceed to quit immediately

thereafter, when in conclusion, you make no damn sense!

Andy: man, I wanna smoke that, but I know that's just a Be Back Relapse.
Mike:Yeah, but we're gonna quit anyway.
Andy: Honestly dude, how long we been sayin' that?
Mike:quite a long time
Andy: No comment.

Be Back Relapse by Ya Boy Trax July 21, 2010

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