rejectionist 

The other part of a receptionist's job.

Miss McCallen receives mail and packages, and welcomes visitors to the company's headquarters, but as an experience "rejectionist" is also very good at preventing unwelcomed visitors from seeing the company's executives.

rejectionist by but for December 6, 2017

Rejectionism 

1. The belief that you should reject anything proposed by another political party or group, no matter what it is or how it might benefit others.

2. A kneejerk reaction to anything that isn't "ideologically pure."

3. The attitude that you can honestly reject an idea even if you don't what it is -- or that you can reject a proposal without even reading it -- simply based on its origin.

Melvin is a perfect example of Rejectionism. He condemned the latest health care plan before it was even released -- in fact, before it was even written.

Rejectionism by Peter Kobs August 4, 2009

Resextionist 

A friend who answers booty calls for you; like a receptionist, but for your booty calls; someone who answers your phone and takes messages for you when past or future potential hook ups call, so as to screen these calls for you so that you may then return the calls of those individuals' in which you are interested in hooking up with at your own discretion.

Yo mang, I got like 7 booty calls this Saturday. Dave played resextionist and only put me through to the flyest chicks.

Resextionist by Rah rah roma ma gaga ooh la la December 9, 2009

Lonely Receptionist Syndrome

Work-induced ailment caused by understimulation of the intellect and excessive internet access. Symptoms include frantic e-mails nobody cares about; knowledge of your 3rd grade best friend's Facebook status at all time; and carpal tunnel syndrome.

Cures include getting a better job.

Today I sent my ex-boyfriend six e-mails within twenty minutes asking why he didn't respond to my previous e-mail, from 10 minutes earlier. Had zero answers after 35 minutes, which is unacceptable. Then I posted 5 Facebook statuses about how I felt. My psychosis is obviously a symptom of Lonely Receptionist Syndrome.

Lonely Receptionist Syndrome by AssistantExtraordinaire February 21, 2011

Receptionista 

A young Euro-Trash female hired to greet guests and answer phones, typically characterized by the inability to speak proper english, to keep her breasts in her shirt or her skirt length below her ass, favorite accessories include hooker heels, hair extensions and flashy coloured nail polish.

"Hey, did you check out the new Receptionista?"

"Yeah, I wonder if she's earning her salary by banging the boss."

Receptionista by Tony Red September 2, 2009

Reactionist 

A self-proclaimed artist who has nothing original to offer and only reacts, negatively or hyper-negatively, to other forms of art, events in society and politics. A critic ashamed of admitting his/her true job description. A resentful twat who marks every new thing as either "been-there-done-that" or something of the form "kids-these-days...". A reactionary, but only limited to political context.

Abby: Have you seen Dave's comments on Rachel's troll-faced concert pics!! Burn!!
Daisy: Which Dave? The guy who blogs about every other thing???
Abby: Who else??!! He's the first to respond in any case!
Daisy: I know!! He's such a reactionist.

Reactionist by abwolverine August 28, 2015

Dick Receptionist 

Someone who is willing to receive dicks.

That dude hooked up with so many guys last night, he's such a dick receptionist.

Dick Receptionist by jaioramos November 15, 2022