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refurral 

A "sending this person your way for better results" recommendation regarding someone who is good at rolling up flags.
After I volunteered to help a local-business-owner friend to take down and neatly stow da outdoor decorations at a big open-house shindig dat he'd hosted earlier in da day, he gave everyone else in town a refurral to me as someone who was diligently careful and tidy about removing colorful wind-flapper fabrics and packing them away, and so I got calls practically 24/7 from these other folks, requesting me to go and roll up their banners, as well!
refurral by QuacksO April 1, 2024
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respite referral 

Referral of a patient to a sub specialty physician to give the primary physician a break. Often these patients have unsolvable problems.
Nurse: “Mr. A is here today and has 13 complaints he wants addressed in your 20 minute appointment.”

Doctor: “Ughh, I am going to place a respite referral to Neurology.”
respite referral by AGRODEO April 18, 2021

Referral Pussy 

Sex that is a direct result of a man's sexual partner/ex-partner bragging to friends, relatives, co-workers, and various other heifers and hos, about the sexual skills or size of her hook-up/boyfriend/husband.

The corollary for women is 'referral cock'.
John: Man, I got some sweet referral pussy last night.

Bob: Whaaa? No shit?

John: No shit, I went to the bar and yo mama asked me if it was true that I could eat a pussy like a fat kid at a pie eatin' contest. One of your sisters musta told her.

Bob: Shut up!
Referral Pussy by t_doffing July 15, 2009

referral 

A piece of paper given to you (worse than detention)when you do something very very wrong. And you get sent down to the principal's office
Mrs. Campbell gave me a referral because she asked me 5 times to stop talking
referral by Neil May 24, 2006

referral mill 

a counseling center that makes all its money from referrals from the courts, parole or probation.
dam i got a dwi now i got to go to that referral mill horizon health services.

umpire decision referral system 

Cricket: A reminder of the shocking decisions Steve Bucknor had made. If it were not for these decisions, a system would not have to be in place allowing for the challenge of umpires calls regarding as to whether a batsmen is out. Each team is allowed two unsuccessful challenges per innings.
*Umpire give batsmen out LBW*
Batsmen: I'm gonna use the umpire decision referral system cos i inside edged that.

Dead Possum Referral 

When you refer a time-waster, dreamer or bargain-hunter to a competitor you don't like. From the Australian tradition of throwing the corpse of a dead possum you find in your back yard over the fence into your neighbours back yard.
This crazy woman called me for a quote for her fencing. I suspect it was a dead possum referral from one of our competitors.