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Retared, when a fucking idiot tries to insult you but can't even type properly.
are you retared son
retared by 360 kiwiscoper April 11, 2015
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Refarted 

A word meaning more retarded than retarded
Katy: OMG! Hannah's like, so, refarted
Refarted by ?w?h?a?t?? November 20, 2019

Reared up 

Pronounced “rared up”
Tispy, drunk af, stoned, or just extremely cross fucked to the point you barely remember how to walk
J and ty: yo mike you feelin alright over there
Mike: yeah guyler just feeling a lil reared up rn
Reared up by Lil Otto December 23, 2018
Originally, to bring up or raise a child (Stewart was reared by his grandmother). Now: to be taught a lesson in an unforgiving manner in any activity, usually a sport or a video game. Essentially a synonym for "schooled", rear also acts as a double entendre, hinting that the schoolee was done in the butt by the schooler-- thus, the lesson was a costly and painful one.
Shit, man! We reared those 14-year-olds in ball today! I can see why they didn't make the JV squad!
Reared by Redacted & Revised May 4, 2008

Refarted 

a state of condition whereby an item seems to retain the odour of flatulence long after someone has done the deed.
Was <name of culprit> sitting here because this chair is refarted?
Refarted by Mr M0J0 Risin July 7, 2010
When someone sticks their dick up someone's ass.
Oh my, that man got reared by that llama over there.
reared by The one named K3N April 26, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

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person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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