Refired 

When someone old is fired from their job and they are too old to find a new job so they subsequently retire.

This term was coined by Eugene McBride in his novel “The considerations of family, life, and firefighting”

“Congratulations on retirement Bill”!
“Thank you Deborah. I was actually refired. This is a bad situation because I may lose my house over it. By the way, did you include cash in the retirement card”?

Refired by Huge Euge the author February 13, 2020

refired 

To be fired twice from a job you already really really hated.

After Whitey got fired the first time and they hired him back that motherfucker got refired because hes stupid

refired by cuz n January 1, 2007

retired-on-the-job 

Employees who just manage to show up, do the bare minimum, take long lunch breaks, disappear for hours, offer little or no ideas and are the first ones out the door.

Joe just comes in to monitor emails and read the internet. Man he is retired-on-the-job.

retired-on-the-job by Super Dave77 September 19, 2013

You’re fired! 

A culturally iconic phrase that is now a widely felt sentiment being expressed toward the TV icon who popularized it, the 45th President of the United States.

The jig is up, Putin’s Pussy, you’re fired!

You’re fired! by Dr Bunnygirl October 2, 2019

Green And Retired

Very mature men who happen to be Green and Retired. Does anything you need as long as you acknowledge the fact that they are Green and Retired....

Stranger: I need you to do something
Green and Retired man: no
Stranger: WOW YOU'RE GREEN AND RETIRED????
Green and Retired man: I'm listening babe

Green And Retired by TheoudorusEater July 21, 2021

refried love 

re-screwing a person you've already had a one-night-stand with, simply because the bar you were in was closing and you were desperate for a fuck. Especially used in towns with Taquerias.

"OK, don't laugh: but I had to settle for refried love last night. The bar was playing the get-out-song and I had to settle for... I forgot their name again. Man, was I desperate!"

refried love by KremeDeMentia January 2, 2010

refried beans 

When two females rub or mash their beans together until climax.

The two lesbians made refried beans all night.

refried beans by neeno April 6, 2013