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clasp-retaining high-five 

Refers to da humorous "I really like you" gesture of not merely slapping da other person's hand when ya smilingly offer said pal a high-five, but instead interlacing yer fingers with his and really "hand-wrestling him good" for a few seconds. A great way of showing a cute lady how much you enjoy/value/desire her companionship while you have hold of her hand, anyway; hopefully she will allow you to maintain your joyful clasp of said warm/soft extremity for an extended period afterwards, and possibly even accompany you on a hand-in-hand stroll around town afterwards if her current schedule permits.
A clasp-retaining high-five is an awesome way to initially "break the ice" with a new gal and get her head-swimmingly starry-eyed for you.. play your cards right and you may have her lying back on your bed stark-naked within an hour or two.

Water Retaining Sea Cow 

A robustly large female who retains everything, not just water, I mean EVERYTHING! A close relative to the sea donkey and the wombat, the water retaining sea cow moves with a shuffling gait, ambling along to her destination.
"I was walking down the road when this water retaining sea cow cut in front of me at the donut hut!"

Rentaling 

Describes what a 20 year old person who still lives with their parents is doing. A hybrid of renting and the slang word 'rentals'. Rentaling is of course a rent-free contract and is associated with a bit of shame and or pathos.
I heard he lost his house and now he is just rentaling.
Rentaling by Harry Blonde April 13, 2011

Water retaining sea cow 

A small animal that is irritating and offensive, coming forth from my girlfreinds mouth like a thousand spikes from a Tomb raider trap.
Ha Ha you water retaining sea cow im so funny
Water retaining sea cow by Heatho November 18, 2006

Augmented Retailing 

the feature of computer and mobile devices which enables consumers to try on clothing and retail merchandise in real time using their mobile or computer cameras. The term 'Augmented Retailing' was coined by Facitti.
I bought this dress after I tried it in this augmented retailing app.

Rectalingus 

The practice of sticking one's tongue deep inside the rectum and absorbing the flavors of the rectal walls.
"My wife tingled with pleasure as I employed the act of rectalingus, slavering her bumbular insides with my capacious tongue."
Rectalingus by Loggus September 28, 2018