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Red Cunt 

A middle-aged or elderly New Zealand male who has high blood pressure due to stress, genetics, etc. which causes a red skin tone. If you want to see prime examples of Red Cunts, please check out @redcunnt
Person 1: Hey, did hear about Charlie’s Dad?
Person 2: Isn’t he that Red Cunt?
Person 1: Yea, he’s red as fuck cause he works all the time.
Red Cunt by @redcunnt March 11, 2018
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Red Cunt 

AKA a red faced bender who shags his dad until his asshole is as red as his face. He usually is as red as a tomato, originates from Redland and is usually called a clifford as well
That Tom Redhard/Rickard is such a red cunt
Red Cunt by bender_patrol June 11, 2011

red cunt hair

Standard unit of measurement for nearly infinitesimal distances.
"Holy shit, that speeding car missed me by a red cunt hair."
red cunt hair by Sakure April 7, 2003

RED CUNT HAIR

A unit of measurement favored by old-school southern carpenters and general contractors.
CARPENTER 1:"Say fella...would you step back n' take a look at
n'see how this door fits?"

CARPENTER 2:"Hmmm...'bout a coupla RED CUNT HAIRS off the
bottom oughta' do it.Break out the sander."
RED CUNT HAIR by L.MARTIN September 27, 2005

red cunt hair

1.) the smallest measurable unit that can be visibly seen
2.) the smallest measurable unit (about 0.001 femtometers)
3.) (Nautical, Nuclear) a quickly estimated unit of length equal to one hundred quadrillionth of a meter, often abbreviated as RHC when females or effeminate males are present.
Dammit! If I could only get that screw in another red cunt hair, this lid could seal!
red cunt hair by NeightR April 15, 2006

Big red cunt 

Someone who always wears a big red shirt, and is a cunt
Ben Keast is a big red cunt
Big red cunt by Jordan Temple September 12, 2020

Red rotton cunt 

A derogatory word to exspress your anger at a woman.
Irish in dialect.
That Red rotton cunt better shut up!
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