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A instrument used to measure how hectic a situation may or may not be....
Man 1: I took that bitch home last night, and shit got hectic!!!!!!

Man 2: When she came home with me last week, it was off the charts on the hectometer!!!!
by mattyice1234 December 11, 2012
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