recendite 

And absolute idiot. Someone who is so stupid that they may be retard. But you can’t say retard... so you use “recendite”

That’s was so stupid, you fucking recendite!

recendite by Mypplong November 23, 2019

Recandiced 

The jealous state of mind when looking at someone and wishing you were as good looking as them.

Recandiced : I saw him last night and I realised I was so recandiced

Recandiced by Job daily May 29, 2017

recondite 

The state of or acting Obscure or Ridiculous

that bitch-hoe was acting recondite, we should give that hoe da pimp slap.

recondite by Philip L. Wiggle-Smith Jr. the 3rd July 26, 2006

rectendile 

b

person 1:rectendile
person 2: *jumps off cliff*

rectendile by yourdad2222 May 18, 2021

ham reconditioning 

When faced with a loose pussy, simply shove a whole ham up there and then pull the bone out. Voila! Ham reconditioning!

George’s wife pushed out 5 kids so she desperately needed a ham reconditioning.

ham reconditioning by Oliver Face January 6, 2021

Dixie O Ring Reconditioning

Your partner gives you rim job with ice in their mouth to soothe the anus after eating spicy food

After the ghost pepper dip I needed a Dixie O Ring Reconditioning

Dixie O Ring Reconditioning by O Ring King November 30, 2025