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Cognitive Recalibration 

The act of hitting someone really hard in the head to bring them back to reality. Used by Natasha Romanoff in The Avengers.
Barton: "Why am I back? How'd you get him out?"
Romanoff: "Cognitive recalibration. I hit you really hard in the head."
Related Words

recapitate

When your head is put back on.
I cut off some guy's head, but then I recapitated him.
recapitate by Bob882 December 7, 2004

Recaliboobsizing 

the act of recalibrating boob size i.e. plastic surgery
Seven of Nine is going to the EMH for some recaliboobsizing.

percussion recalibration 

A witty, but accurate term for the act of hitting, dropping, or kicking something to make it work like it was just a second ago.
Person 1: "Why are you hitting your TV like that?"

*Signal clears up*

Person 2: "Percussion recalibration. I hit it, and now it works again."
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Recalibration 

A recalibration is when any given relationship, romantic or not, needs a little kick start or has gotten stale. It needs a reset or refresh button, what it needs is a recalibration!
GUSton and I were in a bit of a rut last month but instead of breaking up we decided to getaway for a weekend to have a recalibration, now we couldn't be better!