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The response to someone when théy ask you a question whilst you're in the process of weighing up baggies, attempting to think of an answer to the question, and calculating weights, while answering simultaneously.
"Hey ... Did you just give me a REASING?"
Reasing by Marfarkin Flipster March 11, 2023

reading slump 

a readers worst nightmare.

not being able to pick up a book and read because you just can't, you just can't read.
person 1: "what's the matter with you?"
reader: " I CAN'T READ , NO BOOK IS GOOD ENOUGH, LEAVE ME ALONE, READING SLUMP

person 1: uhm..... okay.

WHY IS YOU READING THIS? 

Excuse Me but why are you reading this, and why are you here
stop and leave, cause WHY IS YOU READING THIS?

I aint reading allat 

means ur not gonna read all that
arthur- (writes a long ass paragraph)

Glenn- i aint reading allat 😭🙏
I aint reading allat by vsonyx December 21, 2022

reading steiner 

in steins;gate, which has an anime, a visual novel and a manga, this is okabe rintaro's (the protagonist's) special power.
this special power allows him to remember things others can not.
'why did you use the name reading steiner, its so stupid'
'i can remember it because of my reading steiner'
'is reading steiner more of your delusional rubbish?'
reading steiner by thisyellocatnow October 20, 2018

bad lip reading 

The geniuses who take terrible songs and turn them into masterpieces.
I heard Rebecca Black made a parody of Bad Lip Reading's Gang Fight.
bad lip reading by hic2482w June 29, 2011
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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