reasing 

Anxiously awaiting a swift kick to the groin. The receiver may or may not know the specific moment to expect delivery.

There I was, with more money than sense. I was reasing when I heard my doorbell ring.

reasing by Reasemaster June 1, 2014

Reasing 

The response to someone when théy ask you a question whilst you're in the process of weighing up baggies, attempting to think of an answer to the question, and calculating weights, while answering simultaneously.

"Hey ... Did you just give me a REASING?"

Reasing by Marfarkin Flipster March 11, 2023

reading slump 

a readers worst nightmare.

not being able to pick up a book and read because you just can't, you just can't read.

person 1: "what's the matter with you?"
reader: " I CAN'T READ , NO BOOK IS GOOD ENOUGH, LEAVE ME ALONE, READING SLUMP

person 1: uhm..... okay.

reading slump by multifandom trash April 28, 2015

WHY IS YOU READING THIS? 

Excuse Me but why are you reading this, and why are you here

stop and leave, cause WHY IS YOU READING THIS?

WHY IS YOU READING THIS? by Why you be reading this? November 12, 2019

I aint reading allat 

means ur not gonna read all that

arthur- (writes a long ass paragraph)

Glenn- i aint reading allat 😭🙏

I aint reading allat by vsonyx December 21, 2022

reading steiner 

in steins;gate, which has an anime, a visual novel and a manga, this is okabe rintaro's (the protagonist's) special power.
this special power allows him to remember things others can not.

'why did you use the name reading steiner, its so stupid'
'i can remember it because of my reading steiner'
'is reading steiner more of your delusional rubbish?'

reading steiner by thisyellocatnow October 20, 2018

bad lip reading 

The geniuses who take terrible songs and turn them into masterpieces.

I heard Rebecca Black made a parody of Bad Lip Reading's Gang Fight.

bad lip reading by hic2482w June 29, 2011