When you have a turtle head pertruding out of your anus and you clench the anus hole and the turtle head falls off. Commonly known as the decapitated turtle.

Holy SHIT, my turtle head fell off in my pants and has left thick skids oh damn. Stupid decapitated turtle, shouldnt clench my anus when so excited.

Decapitated Turtle by Lee puff and dust August 28, 2009

Decapitated

An awesome death metal band from Poland.

Decapitated are better than you.

Decapitated by zappp November 15, 2005

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Recapitulate

It is a long version of the word 'repeat' that often sounds humorous if used in a situation or context. At times, one can sound intellectual with the usage of this word, one can sound like a comedian, one can act serious, etc. One can basically use this innovative word in any situation. Sometimes, it causes confusion due to lack of vocabulary's to certain individual. It is relatively unknown in this world, but, is one of the best words to use during a prank call.
Pronunciates like (re-cap-it-choo-late)

"Must I recapitute myself bioch!?"
"Hello all, I am interested in selling a product. This is the greatest product in the history of mankind. (Steps back, eyes get wide open)I shall RECAPITULATE, this is the GREATEST product in the history of mankind"
"Can you recapitulate that statement you just made?"
"Dawg, recapitulate that ASAP! I be so confused, homie."

Recapitulate by FreeWill87 February 18, 2009

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Decapitate the Dog

When one is 'prairie doggin it' and clinches his or her rectum at a most inopportune time, resulting in a small turd being cut from the larger mass of shit completely or partially as a dingle-berry.

"Decapitate the Dog"
Dude, me and the bros were cruising down the interstate and i was prairie doggin mad until a deer ran out in front of the truck and we slammed it. Totally decapitated the dog man, it was embarrassing.

Decapitate the Dog by Dingle-Dog July 18, 2012

Decapitated

Headless.

I see why that motherfucker is dead, his head is laying way the fuck over there, about 10 feet from the rest of his body. That was a bad case of somebody getting decapitated, the doctor won't be able to fix him up.

Decapitated by Solid Mantis January 23, 2021

briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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