rebootarded 

when a magical, almost semi-light comedy fun film or franchise from your youth is replaced with a stale darker hard edged movie in an attempt to bring in new younger audiences in an attempt by studios to make a buck that dont understand the original movie/franchise.

the star wars prequels that arent prequels but meant as pre-sequels are pretty rebootarded.

rebootarded by alanonetron February 14, 2012

remotarded 

When someone is remote control retarded. Sometimes taking between 1-2 minutes to locate desired button. Often wrong buttons are selected much to the disapproval of other fellow TV watchers.

Joey: This sucks, change the channel.

Corky: I don't know how! I'm Remotarded.

remotarded by Blanche Dubois April 15, 2007

reprotarded 

the stupidity associated with the chemical urge to reproduce

don't be reprotarded.

reprotarded by knife fight jones July 25, 2010

Retrotarded 

Young people that dress in the fashion trends of the 70's/80's but are convinced that it's a new look.

That kid with the muttonchops and bandanna thinks he's original but actually he's "Retrotarded".

Retrotarded by NAD1979 November 4, 2011

rootarded 

A word coined by the famous Adam Neeley when he was upset with his system administrator because poor capabilities of exercising his status of root.

user: man. my admin is rootarded.

rootarded by giraphe April 28, 2004

retrotarded 

old AND retarded

man, yo momma gotta nice ass, but she retrotarded!

retrotarded by kevin February 14, 2004

recontarded

- A word mixed between retard and contarded.

Oh My God dude stop acting so recontarded.

OR

This phone is recontarded.

recontarded by DaisyAnn March 25, 2008