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retrotarded 

man, yo momma gotta nice ass, but she retrotarded!
retrotarded by kevin February 14, 2004

retrotarded 

A particularly extreme Mercury Retrograde period, such that even trivial communication fails spectacularly. Packages are delivered incorrectly, e-mailed messages are lost to the electronic void, and civilization crumbles as confused citizens squint, confused and helpless, at text messages that were sent hours late to the wrong person.
A. S. Mercury retrograde ends tonight 11:21 pm PST

Amy A. IMHO, this one has been particularly "retrogrady"!

Chris H. ‎@Amy - I'd go so far as to say "retrotarded".
retrotarded by jesus_is_lord_of_me December 29, 2010

Reretarded 

When one who was previuosly retarded, becomes retarded again
Man, just when Antwan was acting normal he got all reretarded

remotarded 

When someone is remote control retarded. Sometimes taking between 1-2 minutes to locate desired button. Often wrong buttons are selected much to the disapproval of other fellow TV watchers.

Joey: This sucks, change the channel.

Corky: I don't know how! I'm Remotarded.

remotarded by Blanche Dubois April 15, 2007

retrotardation 

retrotardation being an outdated loser with zero knowledge of current events,or a loser with no technical knowledge who like to do things the old way because it's just easier.
I'm suffering from a case of retrotardation,My name is Allen and I think my email address is my website!
retrotardation by Beatrice July 17, 2004

Retrotard 

Someone who dresses from a past decade and also acts like a retard
Look at that girl in her jelly shoes she is such a retrotard
Retrotard by rodroddy March 19, 2009
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