This requires the use of a
dead albatross and a dirty old sailor. While engaged in doggystyle intercourse, tie the dead albatross around her neck, and while she is struggling to remove the filthy animal, quickly switch places with a dirty old sailor, who
will give her a good jabbin' and the surprise of her life. Can be combined with the Rodeo.
Perfect for breakup scenarios.
I wanted to end it with
Jill, so I contracted a dirty old
sailor, caught an albatross at the pier, and ended our
relationship with a ream of the ancient mariner.