realsticky 

a portmanteau word - realistically + sticky = in reality a situation that may lend itself to complex or unfortunate outcomes

1,000 feet? How close is the bar realsticky? Is it close-close or nine subway stops and a cab "close." Am I going to end up there blacked out getting humped in a corner, realsticky?

realsticky by DrewDown91 April 16, 2015

realisticdynamic

A criminality player and a cool 2nd lieutenant in a criminality gang called "Tojo Clan"

Bro I swear to god realisticdynamic is gonna rush us with a rpg
realiticdynamic raid when

realisticdynamic by RVVZ May 16, 2021

Reamstick 

A long hard object used to fuck something incredibly painfully. This is usually done so in the anus or some other unconventional pore such as the eye socket or ear. A reamstick can be anything ranging from a lead pipe to an abnormally sized penis.

I was disappointed with the size of his Australian penis but it didn't matter once he got his reamstick from a the drawer next to the bed.

Victim fucked to death in the eye with this man's reamstick.

Reamstick by The Brolaxitator December 24, 2012

Relasticy 

Objective reality, or true reality

Reality is created by the mind. Relasticy is created by the universe and therefore impossible for the human brain to fully comprehend.

Relasticy by Plato4509 December 16, 2019

realstiffy 

1. The username of a niche internet micro-celebrity who creates memes.

2. An adjective meant to describe something that is really stiff.

3. A combination between the usage of the word "real" (genuine, true) and "stiffy" (an extended clip for a gun).

Hey, is that niche internet micro-celebrity realstiffy!?

That redwood oak tree is realstiffy.

His glock got the realstiffy.

realstiffy by meatlover2849 March 14, 2024