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Relastitution  

When a girl or guy dates others for the sole purpose of accumulating material goods in the form of presents etc. It is not prostitution because it is not formally acknowledged as such and seems like a normal relationship to outsiders.
Becky dates Ryan and in return for her love and affections gives her many expensive presents i.e.. Shoes, Jewellery and electronic goods.

This is an example of relastitution in that Becky is using Ryan for material gain and Ryan is buying Becky for physical/emotional pleasures.

realsticky 

a portmanteau word - realistically + sticky = in reality a situation that may lend itself to complex or unfortunate outcomes
1,000 feet? How close is the bar realsticky? Is it close-close or nine subway stops and a cab "close." Am I going to end up there blacked out getting humped in a corner, realsticky?
realsticky by DrewDown91 April 16, 2015

Relastingship 

A relationship that only grows and lasts forever.
My parents are celebrating their 50 year relastingship.

We have been in a relastingship since we were kids.
Relastingship by bonesawmcgee February 25, 2012

Realastic 

Pronunciation: real-a-lastic

When you stretch the truth
Bob said he got a "A" plus on his math test, but it sounded realastic.
Realastic by nicki12628 September 10, 2016

Retastic 

Basically another way of saying retarded but when retarded doesnt cut it theres retastic which is worse than retarded. Can be used literally or not.A mix of retarded and the end of fantastic but using it to describe something they are definatly not fantastic at all. Usually used to describe someone who is severly phyiscally handicapped and over-super severly mentally retarded, there face is usually deformed too.
Literal sense: Person 1: Dude did you see that kid that was eating his own snot,drooling with his mouth open and poking his mole at the same time.
Person 2: Yeah that kids retastic
Non-literal sense: Person 1; AHAHAHAHA IM A LEET HACKER YOU SUCK YOUR A PRICK YOU DICK LLEET HACKS FOR THE WIN.
Person 2: Your fucking retastic.
Retastic by thefreeman00 July 8, 2006
This is another word for "Black Slave" often used during the Korean War.
The Relatic Jumped of the bridge.
Relatic by Mr Noun November 18, 2023
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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