realstiffy 

1. The username of a niche internet micro-celebrity who creates memes.

2. An adjective meant to describe something that is really stiff.

3. A combination between the usage of the word "real" (genuine, true) and "stiffy" (an extended clip for a gun).

Hey, is that niche internet micro-celebrity realstiffy!?

That redwood oak tree is realstiffy.

His glock got the realstiffy.

realstiffy by meatlover2849 March 14, 2024

realsticky 

a portmanteau word - realistically + sticky = in reality a situation that may lend itself to complex or unfortunate outcomes

1,000 feet? How close is the bar realsticky? Is it close-close or nine subway stops and a cab "close." Am I going to end up there blacked out getting humped in a corner, realsticky?

realsticky by DrewDown91 April 16, 2015

realistify 

To make realistic

I’ll realistify this cartoon

realistify by JoshieHubStudios December 28, 2020