Reamstick

A long hard object used to fuck something incredibly painfully. This is usually done so in the anus or some other unconventional pore such as the eye socket or ear. A reamstick can be anything ranging from a lead pipe to an abnormally sized penis.

I was disappointed with the size of his Australian penis but it didn't matter once he got his reamstick from a the drawer next to the bed.

Victim fucked to death in the eye with this man's reamstick.

by The Brolaxitator December 24, 2012

realsticky

a portmanteau word - realistically + sticky = in reality a situation that may lend itself to complex or unfortunate outcomes

1,000 feet? How close is the bar realsticky? Is it close-close or nine subway stops and a cab "close." Am I going to end up there blacked out getting humped in a corner, realsticky?

by DrewDown91 April 16, 2015

shukkle-rumsticks

Often used to express anger or distress about something that happens.

Shukkle-rumsticks! I dropped my book!

by darnydontthinkaboutit May 2, 2010

creamstick

The American term for "butter"

Nick: Mom, can you please pass the creamstick so I can put it on my bread?
Mom: Yes Nick
Ferris: Nick, could you please pass the creamstick when you're done with it?
Nick: Yes, Ferris

by Dallasboi1992 January 16, 2013

Creamsticking

The act of shoving a long john or cream stick donut on to your partners cock and jerking him until he finishes in the donut. Upon which, the donut is consumed.

That donut looked so good, i'd give it a good creamsticking before I ate it.

by neck_chat March 21, 2013

Redsticked

known for getting banned from a friendly game of weekly pick-up hockey and never asked back. Originally coined when a fellow known as "Dave" who played with a red hockey stick, was "redsticked". To be kicked off a friendly game of pick-up hockey, you must be either too competitive for the level of play, yell alot at your team-mates, start fights for no reason or basically being a prime time asshole.

Gord and Brent both got redsticked from their skate on Monday night. Andy had to leave as well for guilt by association.

by hughjarce5 July 25, 2011

Creamstick

A person who will do anything for a person after doing something wrong. Also known as brown nosing

Your such a creamstick.

by Tumblewoolyweed July 7, 2018