A play on "Cat Like Reflexes" but only when ducking out of the way when someone throws something at you. Based on the incident of when the Iraqi Reporter threw his shoes at Bush.
Chris threw a nerf dart at my face and I ducked out of the way at the last second and said:
Good thing I have "Bush Like Reflexes"
the reason for dad reflexes are to protect their kids and they are faster then normal reflexes which are made to protect their kids in any way needed. PS only dads have it
Dad is on the couch and hes little toddler is falling then the dad uses his dad reflexes to catche his toddler mid air so the kid doesn't get hurt.
When Sophie was prayin out loud at dinner tonight, Matt was being obnoxiously loud. She tried to slap him, but his fast reflexes stopped that bitch cold.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.