Re-gay 

To actively seek a stereotypical gay experience to redress the balnace after accidentally doing something considered to be typically straight male behaviour.

I've just changed the oil on my motor so i'm gonna listen to some Bette midler to re-gay myself!

Gary re-gayed himself with a spa-day after going on his brother's stag night.

Re-gay by Cynthia Purple-Pencil March 4, 2004

Re-gay-tionship 

Two men that are dating.

Heath Ledger's character in Brokeback Mountain was in a re-gay-tionship with Donnie Darko's character because they were two men that loved each other in a sexual way.

Re-gay-tionship by Samuel Burkeman May 15, 2008

I'll tell mine you're gay 

The best lyrics ever (also not homophobic at all, regardless of what straight people think)

That’s fine I'll tell mine you're gay - Taylor Swift

I'll tell mine you're gay by EKimLipse November 2, 2023

because you're gay 

Response when asked a dumb why question

Max: Why is Wawa closed?
Jane: Because you're gay.

Kat: Why did you sleep with my boyfriend?
Lisa: Because you're gay.

Jimmy: Daddy, why don't you love me?
Dad: Because you're gay.

because you're gay by SWalshie September 1, 2006

you know how i know you're gay? 

1- The preferred method of asking someone if they are aware of the signs and tell-tale indications that make another aware of the person in question's homosexuality. This phrase was made famous in the movie, 'The 40-Year Old Virgin'.

PAUL: "You know how I know you're gay?"
GREG: "How?"
PAUL: "Because you have a triangle rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says, 'I like balls in my face.'"
GREG: "That's gay!?"

you know how i know you're gay? by PopFreeMonkey March 2, 2007

you're gay 

Yes, you are very gay.

You're gay for even searching this.

you're gay by Offensive Definitions May 8, 2018

You're Gay To Me 

what you say to someone of the opposite sex that you have zero romantic interest in. a more polite way of saying it's not you, it's me.

Sorry Joe, but you're gay to me.

You're Gay To Me by squeezyesq. August 6, 2010