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raqueteering 

The act when felons, who have been convicted of racketeering, take raquets (either tennis, raquetball, or others) and try to sell them to professional athletes in order to confuse those who label them 'racketeers.'
Mike Vick: "Hey Andy Roddick, want to buy some spalding tennis raquets from me? I can sell them to you on the real cheap. You in?"

Andy Rodick: "No, I don't want to help you to further your raqueteering"
raqueteering by SteveBaron April 30, 2009
Words you can keep

racketeering 

Operating an illegal business or scheme (a racket) in order to make a profit, perpetrated by a structured group.
He has a long criminal past, drug trafficking, arson, racketeering.
racketeering by sito88 May 17, 2014

racheteering 

using sex as a bribe to get something you want.
this girl just gave me an ass dance for molly. that's racheteering!
racheteering by maddawg16 September 16, 2013

Office Racketeering 

To create a threat or a problem in the office, server, process, production, or design, and then gain notoriety, kudos and/or rewards for its reduction.
Office Racketeering: Arguing that several aspects of a safe and sound design will fail if certain conditions exist. Then after tasked with solving the problem, he/she goes on to prove that the problems have been resolved through some redesign that never occurred or re-evaluation, showing the conditions will never materialize. Given the time lag, he/she came up first as someone who found the problems, and later the one who solved them. He/she is nominated employee of the month.

racketeering 

The act of shoving a tennis racket up one's ass
Guy 1: Sup nigga, I heard you been racketeering with chur girl.
Guy 2: Yea nigga.
racketeering by LilBabyNigglets November 19, 2018

Racketeering 

rak-i-teer-ing

verb
To intentionally engage upon a topic or situation, either solely or collectively, of which may normally be viewed as, "objectionable," thus, reacting in such a way otherwise viewed as, "extraordinary," with the intent of the racketeerers' amusement. Racketeering is therefore, generally, a deviant behavior for the sole purpose of entertainment.
Somebody must have been racketeering on me when they served me this chicken. I'd say it's dryer than the Sahara Desert on leap year; situational, at best.
Racketeering by 2Shey August 29, 2019

RACKETEERING SPECTRUM 

A tip off today of how deep dishonesty in security goes

Clued in today , this METH HEAD said he is going to steal my purse and then I said to him you do not have ZOMBIE CELINE on your side anymore and just then I got this BIG LIGHT!!!!

The one in charge of SECURITY around the VALLEY has to weed out the RACKETEERS.
Great meeting NICHOLAS last night while I sat at the machine as tired from working hard and sleepy which he said don't fall asleep as you can have something stolen and I have this locking system but the RACKETEERING SPECTRUM had three security guys at RESORTS WORKD hovering over me close to my JOY OF RICHES machine I sat at but it ended in a friendly send out because satiation had not been reached by the hoverers.

The jig is up with the MALICIOUS ACCESS POINTS CIRCUMSCRIPTION AND RACKETEERING SPECTRUM because as a matter of fact LOOMIS just drove by me before I crossed to come to RESORTS WORLD today to CASH IN the VOUCH FOR IT I DON'T WANT TO BE DANC8NG by SCISSIR SISTERS big song on extreme valuable URBAN DEFINITION like this one.(JOY OF RICHES)...

For incidents to happen cooperation most of the way of occurrence is needed for RACKETEERING SPECTRUM I would say to TPG.
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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