randy jo 

Very intelligent, original ,deeply disturbed individual with a soft spot for the ladies

Do you want to smoke a blunt Randy Jo?

randy jo by Randaydro January 19, 2017

Randy Johnson

One of the greatest pitchers in the history of Major League Baseball.

Randall David "Randy" Johnson (born September 10, 1963), nicknamed "The Big Unit", is a former American Major League Baseball left-handed pitcher. During a 22-year career, he pitched for six different teams.

The 6-foot-10-inch (2.08 m) Johnson was celebrated for having one of the most dominant fastballs in the game. He regularly approached, and occasionally exceeded, 100 miles per hour (160 km/h) during his prime. He also threw a hard, biting slider. Johnson won the Cy Young Award five times, second only to Roger Clemens' seven.

Johnson finished his career first in strikeouts per nine innings pitched among starting pitchers (10.67), second all-time in total strikeouts (4,875; first among left-handed pitchers), third in hit batsmen (188), tenth in fewest hits allowed per nine innings pitched (7.24), 22nd in wins (303), and 57th in shutouts (37). He pitched two no-hitters, the second of which was the 17th perfect game in baseball history. He won a world series with the Arizona Diamondbacks in 2001.

Did you see that fastball by Randy Johnson?
Yeah, now you see it, now you dont.

Randy Johnson by david faustino November 21, 2012

randy johnson

the new york yankees pitcher, also the funniest name alive because it means horny penis.

i have a randy johnson

randy johnson by phlip5907 November 28, 2006

randy johnson

Verb - To perform a Randy Johnson is to put your faith(and thirty million dollars over 2 years) into a 40+ year old pitcher with a history of back and knee problems. This act is usually performed by the Yankees, see A-Rod.

You just gave who a 2 year extension? You just pulled a Randy Johnson!

randy johnson by whitemale_98 January 6, 2005

Randy Jones 

{verb, adjective, noun} the act of being high and taking part in activities, the means to get high, smoking, or the marijuana itself.

"Hey can I just get a 20 sack of Randy Jones?"

"This afternoon we're going to do some Randy Jones yoga."

"Let's Randy Jones at my house before class today."

"Last night I ate a box of cookies and Randy Jones-ed Kindergarten Cop."

Randy Jones by thegoodlife1172 February 24, 2009

Randy Johnson

The act of buying a plane ticket to a desired destination and upon arrival, stiff arm the first person that gets in your way while proclaiming "Get the fuck out of my way, dont talk back to me." Then proceed to track down the youngest female family member of this person and destroying her vagina and asshole via rough penis RAMMAGE!"

Dont fuck around with randy johnson

"No, honey, I cant go to Tommie's recital, I planned this Randy Johnson month ago."

Randy Johnson by Derek Sanderson Jeter 123 October 29, 2007

Randy Jones 

A term used to describe being present yet having little effect, or quite possibly even a negative effect. References Los Angeles Kings defenseman Randy Jones in the 2009-2010 season.

Dude 1: "How was your week?"

Dude 2: "Shit, I skated by like Randy Jones."

Randy Jones by Terry Murray June 21, 2010