raltney 

A raltney is a hard-on so intense, it uses up all the excess skin in your body and you are no longer able to blink your eyes. It is worth it. All you women out there, I am sorry -- I cannot vouch for what it will do to you. I hope it is as enjoyable.

The reason I'm holding this t-shirt here is because I am trying to hide my raging raltney.

raltney by Chelsea Bucketheads May 30, 2006

reltney 

An erection of such magnitude that it stretches out all the skin in your body, leaving even the skin on your face so drawn and tight that all you can do is utter "help me," which, because of the taut facial skin, sounds like "reltney."

reltney by Anonymous August 13, 2003

raultney

An erection so massively huge that it stretches and pulls the skin from your face, causing a tooth-bearing grimace and bleeding from the corners of the eyes where the thin skin tears. It requires such a large volume of blood for engorgement that there is shunting away from the head and brain, resulting in dizziness and tunnel-vision, frequently progressing to loss consciousness, convulsions, and sometimes frank coma and death in the worst case.

"There was so much hot pussy at the bar last night that I got a wicked raultney and had to leave. In the car in the parking lot, I almost passed out. Luckily, DeeCee loves to suck cock and get her face schpackled, so she quickly saved the day by hungrily sucking me off until I blasted a good one in her eyes and freshly-washed hair!"

raultney by Douchefuckerman July 18, 2006

reltney 

Also spelled as "rheltney": a hard-on so intense that you can't breathe or blink your eyes. Paralysis can only be alleviated by sexual contact. In derivative Disney culture, Sleeping Beauty, (man with reltney), is awakened (un-paralyzed) by a beautiful prince (woman) by a kiss to her lips
(penis).

Gasping: "Help me! Reltney!"

reltney by w. john May 22, 2004

Reltney 

An erection that is so massive that you may only experience one in your life since two would cause death.

Did you hear that Mellisa's husband died of a reltney?

Yes, and I heard they had to have an open casket funeral.

Reltney by Docsabre May 15, 2007

reltney 

A hardon so intense that the wrinkles on your forehead disappear and your toes curl up.

Seeing Rebecca Pidgeon in "State and Main" gave me a Reltney.

reltney by Icewaterchrist January 31, 2005

reltney 

An instantaneous hard-on of such speed & intense rigidity that it snaps your head back on your neck.

Your sister gives me a reltney every time I see her.

reltney by Ron R. May 14, 2003