raultney

An erection so massively huge that it stretches and pulls the skin from your face, causing a tooth-bearing grimace and bleeding from the corners of the eyes where the thin skin tears. It requires such a large volume of blood for engorgement that there is shunting away from the head and brain, resulting in dizziness and tunnel-vision, frequently progressing to loss consciousness, convulsions, and sometimes frank coma and death in the worst case.

"There was so much hot pussy at the bar last night that I got a wicked raultney and had to leave. In the car in the parking lot, I almost passed out. Luckily, DeeCee loves to suck cock and get her face schpackled, so she quickly saved the day by hungrily sucking me off until I blasted a good one in her eyes and freshly-washed hair!"

raultney by Douchefuckerman July 18, 2006

raultnee 

Raultnee - Raultnee is another word for an erection, a boner, a hard on, or hard cock.

Brian said he can't even sit in the same meeting with Jennifer without getting a Raultnee and blowing a load in his pants. She's so hot he just can't handle it.

raultnee by Club April 13, 2015

raltney 

A raltney is a hard-on so intense, it uses up all the excess skin in your body and you are no longer able to blink your eyes. It is worth it. All you women out there, I am sorry -- I cannot vouch for what it will do to you. I hope it is as enjoyable.

The reason I'm holding this t-shirt here is because I am trying to hide my raging raltney.

raltney by Chelsea Bucketheads May 30, 2006