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Congrats on Your Gradulations

A message of over enthusiastic, usually alcohol fueled, well wishes when you are trying to over compensate with your Big Guy Energy, while doing your best to relate to someone much younger and more hip than yourself.
Drunk Golf Fan: Hey there fellow hip youngster! Hope you are having as much fun today as we are!

22yr old cashier: Not really.. This is just a side job because I graduate from college in the Fall.

Drunk Golf Fan: Oh wow! Well, uh, Congrats on Your Gradulations!

22yr old cashier: Yeah…. Thanks..

The Regulations of a Thief 

1) Never steal from friends.... family is still okay though 2) If it feels to easy, your being set up. 3) You DO NOT steal from another thief. 4) Sweaters are avery good way to concele stolen objects. 5) When stealing something, remove it from its original packaging. 6) If you walk into a store, never leave without buying something, it will only draw attention to yourself. 7) When stolen merchandice id on your person, don"t rush out, it only makes you look like a criminal. 8) Never steal from a store that you hane never been to before. 9)ALWAYS GO ALONE!!!! 10) If you get caught whille someone else is with you, that person has the right to say that he has no idea who you are. 11)Always scout a store for any and all cameras. 12) Paranoia is the enemy, always stay calm. 13) You will never be caught if you steal for non-selfish reasons, say for example if you steal something just to give it to someone else. 14) Blondes are not as stupid as you think.... 15) When stealing from a person, at least make sure that person knows your name, that way if said person catches you, you can try to play it off as a joke. 16) Being a show-off, will always come back to get you, don"t brag about things you"ve stolen.
17) It is never appropriate to steal from mentally challenged people, churches, your friends, or yourself. 18) Never try to steal something that is at the larger than your own body. 19) Before robbing a person always watch that persons every movement, learn when his possesions are vulnerable, and then make your move. 20) Any thief wo breaks any of The Regulations of a Thief, will no longer be considered a thief, instead they will be labled as an average black guy

Ravelationship 

A friendship developed over the fiber related social networking site Ravelry. Such a relationship often involves discussions of the pros and cons of different types of yarn, needles, and the construction of sweaters.
I don't know her in real life, but we talk every day--we have a Ravelationship.
Ravelationship by Isabel W. February 28, 2010

rapelationship

Noun. A business relationship characterized by one party boning the other--figuratively and financially that is--at every single opportunity. No actual sexual relationship is present.
Man, I'm in this awful rapelationship with Nick. He's completely screwing me over; what a dick!
rapelationship by Slagathor September 23, 2005

Ravelationship 

A couple that was brought together by the rave scene. These couples go to raves and get high together every weekend, usually on Molly, Acid, or Ketamine. When not at the rave you'll find these couples at house parties or festivals, rather than the conventional at dinner and the movies. These relationships typically don't last long and aren't very serious, but there are exceptions.

The more successful of ravelationships tend to be open relationships. This is unusual to most people, but ravers tend to be extremely promiscuous, being open allows them to still have the mental connection with their partner, but still gives them the freedom to connect with others without feelings of jealousy. This allows the couple to feed their overzealous libido while making things appear "fresh"
"I'm not looking for love in the scene, I don't want to end up in a ravelationship."
"My boyfriend doesn't get jealous, we are in an open ravelationship."
Ravelationship by staticquo January 28, 2015

rawlationship 

When two people that are not dating wanna make their sexual relationship exclusive, they'll agree to a rawlationship where they'll have unprotected sex with one another but will wear a condom if they have sex with others.
Bro 1 "Are you and Justine dating?"
Bro 2 "No we're just in a rawlationship"
rawlationship by TheCommodore69 October 25, 2022