Slagathor's definitions

rapelationship

Noun. A business relationship characterized by one party boning the other--figuratively and financially that is--at every single opportunity. No actual sexual relationship is present.

Man, I'm in this awful rapelationship with Nick. He's completely screwing me over; what a dick!

by Slagathor September 23, 2005

morons

Plural Noun. Deliberate mis-pronunciation of Mormons (The Church of Jesus Christ, Latter Day Saints, LDS). Accurately, albeit dishonestly, derrived from the name of an angel known to Joseph Smith, Moroni.

Don't answer the door, it's the god damn morons again.

by Slagathor April 21, 2004

tweek

Verb. A side effect of extreme over indulgence in crystal meth or crack cocaine. Tweekers typically perform OCD-like activities centered around finding small quantities of drugs that were inadvertently "misplaced". Tweekers may be seen on all fours, searching in gutters, obsessively looking under various objects and so on. In certain circumstances, extreme tweeking resembles autism or catatonia.

Yo! Check out that tweeking crack ho!

by Slagathor April 23, 2004

insticate

Verb. A George W. Bush coinage and apparently a combination of "instigate" and "indicate". Used during the Presidential news conference of April 13, 2004.

BUSH: Our military commanders report that this violence is being insticated by three groups.

by Slagathor April 21, 2004

preppy

Overprivileged, WASPY, racist, wealthy, snobbish and shallow teenagers and young adults from New England who kid themselves that their private schools award them A grades for being smart rather than for the ungodly tuition fees paid by their affluent and somewhat retarded parents. May be found on board their sunfish, practicing asinine fencing moves or getting repeatedly pinned in the wrestling ring. A fashion unconscious clique who believe that Lilly Pulitzer and Lacoste are anything other than laughable and lame, and who one day will slide on into their Range Rovers, replete with welly-bobs, ugly scarves and wax jackets to pick up their own over-privileged spawn from Exeter or Hopkins or a host of a million other "exclusive" private schools. Most preps, unless they hide at Dartmouth, are in for a shocking awakening at University, where they universally realize that they are actually quite stupid and life is quite hard.

Homies: Yo! Let's jack that preppy fuck.

Buffy: Tad, maybe driving to Hunt's Point was a bad idea...

by Slagathor October 1, 2005

neo-con

Short for Neo-Conservative.

Neo-con freepers ahoy! Load up the 12 gague with rock salt.

by Slagathor January 24, 2005

condotaminated

Adjective. To describe a once nice area now crowded with tall, personalityless, glass and concrete expensive condominiums. Potentially, the slums of tomorrow.

d00d Vancouver used to be great, but now it's just condotaminated.

by Slagathor April 21, 2004