Racso

A guy who loves his body but has his flaws you cant trust him with secrets ever cause he doesn't like to lie he has a bestfriend and canget girls to like him but he wont like them back hes a fuckboi in the wild gotta catch him.

Jesus! That racso is something else i swear.

by daddybomb June 21, 2016

Racoons rib rugs

Tits the same shape and length of a racoons tail that cling to the ribs like a thin rug

How was she? Great arse but she had racoons rib rugs and her box was like the mahove

by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020

Karate Raccoon

That one raccoon that lives in your yard that you can't get rid of because it knows karate. The only way to defeat it is by hiring Jack-Jack from The Incredibles or Kung fu panda to fight it.

I don't go into my yard anymore because a karate raccoon lives there.

by Tater_Taco July 13, 2020

raccoon mouth licker

An individual who is so crazy that they would lick a raccoon's mouth. Popular term used amongst individuals whom reside in bumblefuck.

Christyn: Hey, did you hear that Chris slept with my ex-boss?

Ellie: Boy howdy, that cougar slayer sure is a raccoon mouth licker!!

by Non-raccoon mouth licker March 25, 2008

Raccoon head

When a woman performs fellatio and doesn’t use enough saliva.

Damn homie my dick raw, she gave me that raccoon head!

by Donut Operator June 24, 2021

RaccoonEggs

RaccoonEggs is a YouTuber. He is known for his offensive humor, shocking jokes, and playing CS. His videos are commonly found on IFunny or reposted on Instagram. Raccoon usually attracts a dark, cynical audience, which matches his 'sick' sense of humor.

"I love RaccoonEggs, dude. He is so funny."
"I hate him. He is way too offensive."

by I Am Going To Hell October 10, 2018

RaccoonEggs

Once there was a man that fuckd a raccoon and 9 months later an egg was laid. 2 weeks after the egg was laid a wery small raccoon-man was born. Over the course of several weeks the small raccoon man grew with enormous speed.
He grew up to become a brainfuckd, youtuber, trashtalking pice of RacconEggs.

RaccoonEggs you racced pice of shitt! -Fitz (2018)
RacconEggs you weed smoking bastard! -Zuckles (2018).
RacconEggs i putt you in the tittle so i can make money. -TobyOnTheTele (2018) (JohnOnTheRadio).
RacconEggs you are equaly high as me. -SwaggerSouls (2018)

by TwinkleMe November 1, 2018