race tracks
"Dude, I went to Amanda's house and left race tracks in her toilet. I flushed twice and they were still there. I need to quit eating Taco Bell."
race tracks by jbushido October 29, 2009
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Snack Pack Race Track
You take a dump on somebodys chest, then use the dump as a lubricate to spin on ur ass. Preferably, you want ur legs tucked in.
Man, I'm so dizzy after last night. I gave my girlfriend a Snack Pack Race Track goin 80 miles per hour
Snack Pack Race Track by Rick James6969 December 23, 2008
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race track sexy
A far less then semi-desirable male, often hailing from central Kern County, or as the locals call it "Bako", with an elevated sense of self-worth so far removed from reality that it leaves women immobile, speechless, and with a look of horrified confusion
Guy: Hey mama, you know you want me, I'm Race Track Sexy
Girl:..........(vomits but swallows it as to not show fear and weakness)..........(slowly backs away).....
Girl:..........(vomits but swallows it as to not show fear and weakness)..........(slowly backs away).....
race track sexy by MindYourMerkin August 14, 2017
racetrack
BNSF racetrack
One of the most active commuter rail lines in the US with over 150 Metra, Amtrak, and freight trains everyday going between Chicago and Aurora IL.
I watch some trains go by on the BNSF racetrack quite a bit and it’s very fun as trains go by extremely often.
BNSF racetrack by S/he’s just a friend January 17, 2022
Racetrack Higgins
Racetrack Higgins by VinnieDelpinosWife January 30, 2022
racetracks
During fellatio her two front teeth rub against the shaft thus leaving racetracks on your penis. Painful. Very common from girls who are inexperienced and/or have dialups.
racetracks by JPE May 12, 2004
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