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qwedfghnmzxdfghjikoplkjhgfdsa 

When you are sooooooo bored that you somehow do a criss cross star thing the exact way I did on my key bored. Go get food or go shopping or watch a movie. Please.
Im so bored. Oh I will just type qwedfghnmzxdfghjikoplkjhgfdsa.
Related Words
qweff • qweef • queff • Qwaffle • queffy • Queffing • Queffler • Qweeflord • Qwerf • qeffi

qwerfdsazxcvbnmlkjhgtyuiop 

When you are attempting to find something that isn't on the internet but then you find this. You make four letter zigzags, realizing that there were too many letters, and end up making this.
"Hey, I bet that I can make a combination of letters that isn't on the internet, let me look up qwerfdsazxcvbnmlkjhgtyuiop."
A word usually used by upper class people to describe the lower class slobs.
Get back to work you qwerf. Said king Norville to Callen
Qwerf by King Qwerf July 5, 2014
It is the queef bubble that many-a-girlfriends will have come to know by now. The queef bubble is the little ball of air that sits somewhere between a woman's friendly female petals; it sits there like the little pocket of air inside a snow globe. It does no harm and yet how aware of it we are.
"Why are you shifting in your seat like that, First Lady Obama?"
"I've got a qwuffle."
Qwuffle by KowzaMatsawza July 22, 2014
Totally missing something you are aiming for
Trevor passed me the ball but I completely qwiffed it!
qwiffed by Ashley Jayne G. December 8, 2018

Cockmongling Qweefburg3r

Arby "n" the Chief Series 3 episode 3 "Professional" The nest day after the Arbiter meets the chief's best friend craig who claims to be MLG the Arbiter grabs a can of beer from the fridge and while heading back to the xbox he spots Chief crying and Chief explains that Craig and his friends made fun of Chief and made him upset. The Arbiter does not really seem to care until he finds out the Craig has called him a COCKMONGLING QWEEFBURG3Rthen the arbiter storms off to the xbox and sorts it out with craig. You see this event happening in the next episode "Face off"
Arbiter:" what the hell. Chief? "
Chief: " :'( Go weeyy "
Arbiter:" what's the matter? Run out of vaseline again? "
Chief:" Snif its craig "
Arbiter:" What ABOUT that douche? "
Chief:" Him adn his frinds maed fuN of meh, maed meh crai :(! "
Arbiter:" well maybe NOW you'll learn to pick better friends "
Chief:" adn he calld u a cockmongling Qweefburg3r "
Cockmongling Qweefburg3r by Moe.Y December 16, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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