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A word usually used by upper class people to describe the lower class slobs.
Get back to work you qwerf. Said king Norville to Callen
Qwerf by King Qwerf July 5, 2014
Words you can keep
A slur against people who use more than two pillows.
"Oh, she sleeps with 10 pillows! What a qwerf..!"
"He dry-humped four pillows! Disgusting qwerf!"
Qwerf by svqwerf May 29, 2021

qwerasdfzxcvtyuighjkbnmopl 

When your so stupendously bored and don't know what to do so you go on this crazy website and type in the keyboard letters 4 in a row and go in a specific pattern to find if there's a definition for and surprise surprise there is.
qwerasdfzxcvtyuighjkbnmopl

Qwertial Aphasia 

While having both an internet and verbal discussion, you accidentally type a word or phrase carried over from your verbal discussion, in, for example, an instant messenger.
AIM: Porkchop: Want to go get food later?
(Roommate speaking) Check out what I found in the closet!
AIM: You: Sorry, I really shouldn't.
(You speak your reply to roommate) Aww, what an adorable stuffed giraffe!
AIM: You: I can't afford to keep eating out this giraffe.
AIM: You: Frequently, I meant this frequently! Just experienced a moment of Qwertial Aphasia, sorry.

qwertasdfgzxcvbyuiophjklnm 

When you are SOOO bored you start to make patterns that the average bored person wouldn't do. It's when somebody types 5 letters per row top to bottom, which actually perfectly adds up on the first row.
Guy 1: qwertasdfgzxcvbyuiophjklnm
Guy2: Are you alright?
Guy1: No, i'm really BORED!
A versatile declaration, originating in O-Hood ( Orange Street Neighborhood, New Haven, CT)

"Qwerd" has replaced "Word" which is used to convey a casual sense of agreement, affirmation, acknowledgement, or to indicate that something has impressed you favorably.

What started as a joke, turned out to become one of the most commonly used words in New Haven. Those who choose to say "qwerd" outside of NH, risk being looked at as mentally challenged.

Adding insult to injury, there are other variations of the word such as:
"Qwerdy"
"Qwerdy-qwerd"
Person 1- " I got that fire"

Person 2- "Qwerd!"
Qwerd by GhandiSays January 7, 2010

qwertpoiuyasdflkjhgzxcmnbv 

When you reach the final stage of boredom and you type half of the keys starting at q ending at t then the other half starting backwards at p and ending at y then repeated going down, starting at a ending at f then starting at l and ending at h then typing the last letter remaining g now the last row starting at z ending at c then the next side starting at m and ending at b then you finally type the last letter v. Most people type this just to see if something interesting pops up.
qwertpoiuyasdflkjhgzxcmnbv
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B)
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A)
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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