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pussyfart, vaginal air biscuit, the sound of success
The qweef from her poontang damn near blew my hair off.
by wotongo May 13, 2004
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When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media
Looks like its thumb day again for Jimmy with his usual routing... 3 sets of 5 snapchat selfies and 10 sets of scrolling through facebook until exhaustion
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(noun); The rush of air eminating from a female's vagina, mimicing the sound of flatulance.

(adj); An offensive description of an unliked individual or object
"When the bitch stood up she let out da biggest qweef I ever heard"
by G December 15, 2003
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A pusssy fart

Often used as a negative term to clutzy, stupid people
"Josh you fucking qweef, if you drop the bong water in my room im calling sorin on you"
by Gabe "drukqs" October 15, 2005
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The sound of air passing thru the vaginal tract; sounding like a fart.
It was like a tree that spitted yellow pollen. She qweefed and the world listened.
by Imm August 09, 2005
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When a girl farts out of her pussy.
"Ah...yeah...I just qweefed, I was holding that in all day!"

"I accidentally qweefed by Ted today."

"Oh my gawd! I think I just qweefed!"

"Qweefing is tasty and healthy for your pussy juice."
by Zenechules April 27, 2009
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When during a woman's climax, her pussy makes a farting sound, often accompanied by lots of cream.
Diana ripped a qweef from her mooshoo, as she exclaimed, "Awwwww Sancho"
by youknowit April 11, 2003
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