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a vaginal orifice used as a cum catcher that reeks of raw sewage
mike: hey ryan, how was last night with that whore stephanie?

ryan: her name should be more like stuffanie, cuz she had a smellier qwatch then the LA river, the day after taco tuesday
Qwatch by soft and simple June 28, 2011
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qwach • quach • quacha • qwash • Qacha • Quache • qwack • Qwacko • QWAH • Qwatch
Qwatch - also known as eye boogers - is an accumulation of semi-dried mucus that forms near the area of one's eyes. It occurs when an individual wakes up from a long sleep, just to feel a ball of squishy sludge hanging from their eyelashes. It also occurs when someone has hay fever or a type of illness that causes their eyes to water profusely. If left unattended, it will moisten up and cling onto your eye whites, temporarily blocking your vision slightly. When you blink, they tend not to go.

Although qwatch is beneficial for trapping dirt in the eye, it does not look very appealing. Hence why it's on the infamous list of 'conversation killers' - something that stops people talking to you (eg. Dried spit or food stuck in one's teeth).

Qwatch can be rolled out and rubbed onto surfaces like boogers from your nose. They are small enough to be undetected and pose no serious threat when rubbed on walls. However, be careful not to shake someone's hand and be especially careful that your fingers are clean when rolling the qwatch out.
"Damn, Tyrone. Man has got bare Qwatch in his eyes. Wash your face, blud."
Qwatch by CowboyMisterEg January 2, 2022

Qmachine 

A big brolick man that every woman wants to give a good time.
Every Qmachine like them small and ready to haul.
If you ask a woman (and some men) they will all wanna hop on the Q train ;) Q Q
Damn, look at that man over there, he looks like a Qmachine.
Qmachine by LadisaDad January 14, 2018
an Asian last name
Andy Quach
Quach by Shania Island January 3, 2011
Qwack qwack said the duck.
qwack by Dingle64 July 8, 2016
Referring to a male or female genitalia as a joke.
G: omg your "qacha" is showing!
C: what does that mean?
E: just guess!
C: idk..a firecrotch?
G: uhh close enough!
Qacha by Shaniqua James May 19, 2008
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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