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by nikolaus homuth November 20, 2006
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Qwatch

a vaginal orifice used as a cum catcher that reeks of raw sewage
mike: hey ryan, how was last night with that whore stephanie?

ryan: her name should be more like stuffanie, cuz she had a smellier qwatch then the LA river, the day after taco tuesday
by soft and simple June 28, 2011
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Qwatch

Qwatch - also known as eye boogers - is an accumulation of semi-dried mucus that forms near the area of one's eyes. It occurs when an individual wakes up from a long sleep, just to feel a ball of squishy sludge hanging from their eyelashes. It also occurs when someone has hay fever or a type of illness that causes their eyes to water profusely. If left unattended, it will moisten up and cling onto your eye whites, temporarily blocking your vision slightly. When you blink, they tend not to go.

Although qwatch is beneficial for trapping dirt in the eye, it does not look very appealing. Hence why it's on the infamous list of 'conversation killers' - something that stops people talking to you (eg. Dried spit or food stuck in one's teeth).

Qwatch can be rolled out and rubbed onto surfaces like boogers from your nose. They are small enough to be undetected and pose no serious threat when rubbed on walls. However, be careful not to shake someone's hand and be especially careful that your fingers are clean when rolling the qwatch out.
"Damn, Tyrone. Man has got bare Qwatch in his eyes. Wash your face, blud."
by CowboyMisterEg January 2, 2022
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Qmachine

A big brolick man that every woman wants to give a good time.
Every Qmachine like them small and ready to haul.
If you ask a woman (and some men) they will all wanna hop on the Q train ;) Q Q
Damn, look at that man over there, he looks like a Qmachine.
by LadisaDad January 14, 2018
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Quach

Andy Quach
by Shania Island January 3, 2011
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qwack

Qwack qwack said the duck.
by Dingle64 July 8, 2016
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Qacha

Referring to a male or female genitalia as a joke.
G: omg your "qacha" is showing!
C: what does that mean?
E: just guess!
C: idk..a firecrotch?
G: uhh close enough!
by Shaniqua James May 19, 2008
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