Qwatch - also known as eye boogers - is an accumulation of semi-dried mucus that forms near the area of one's eyes. It occurs when an individual wakes up from a long sleep, just to feel a ball of squishy sludge hanging from their eyelashes. It also occurs when someone has hay fever or a type of illness that causes their eyes to water profusely. If left unattended, it will moisten up and cling onto your eye whites, temporarily blocking your vision slightly. When you blink, they tend not to go.
Although qwatch is beneficial for trapping dirt in the eye, it does not look very appealing. Hence why it's on the infamous list of 'conversation killers' - something that stops people talking to you (eg. Dried spit or food stuck in one's teeth).
Qwatch can be rolled out and rubbed onto surfaces like boogers from your nose. They are small enough to be undetected and pose no serious threat when rubbed on walls. However, be careful not to shake someone's hand and be especially careful that your fingers are clean when rolling the qwatch out.
Although qwatch is beneficial for trapping dirt in the eye, it does not look very appealing. Hence why it's on the infamous list of 'conversation killers' - something that stops people talking to you (eg. Dried spit or food stuck in one's teeth).
Qwatch can be rolled out and rubbed onto surfaces like boogers from your nose. They are small enough to be undetected and pose no serious threat when rubbed on walls. However, be careful not to shake someone's hand and be especially careful that your fingers are clean when rolling the qwatch out.
by CowboyMisterEg January 02, 2022
Stringy spit formed on the lips of one's mouth. It attaches onto the upper lip, producing a string-like structure that never breaks, no matter how wide you open your mouth. This is due to its slimy consistency. Normally occurs when talking for a lengthy period of time, bad breath, being overweight or having a saliva overflow. To get rid of it, one has to lick their own lips to break the string.
It is a part of the 'conversation killers' - something that stops people talking to you.
It is a part of the 'conversation killers' - something that stops people talking to you.
by CowboyMisterEg January 02, 2022
Dried spit that forms on the corner of one's mouth. It is white in colour and can be wiped, rolled and flicked. Normally occurs after not keeping hydrated, speaking for long periods of time, bad breath or an overflow of saliva.
It is known to be in the notorious list of 'conversation killers' - something that stops people talking to you eg. eye boogers or food stuck in one's teeth.
It is known to be in the notorious list of 'conversation killers' - something that stops people talking to you eg. eye boogers or food stuck in one's teeth.
by CowboyMisterEg March 08, 2021
The Breath of Death (shortened to BoD) is used to describe someone with such unbearably pungent breath that, with one whiff of the stench, it may cause someone to enter a state of anaphylactic shock. It instantly repels anyone from the local vicinity, causing a mass evacuation within the area. Anyone who makes it out alive may develop Post Traumatic Stress Disorder which may induced seizures if the scent is smelt again. This means that it is the list of notorious conversation killers (something that stops people wanting to talk to you).
BoD may occur if you eat: Raw onions, raw garlic, coffee, fish and other foods that have really strong scents. It also occurs when you wake up from a long nap (morning breath). Fasting for a lengthy period of time or having an exceptionally dry mouth will intensify the stench of BoD.
BoD may occur if you eat: Raw onions, raw garlic, coffee, fish and other foods that have really strong scents. It also occurs when you wake up from a long nap (morning breath). Fasting for a lengthy period of time or having an exceptionally dry mouth will intensify the stench of BoD.
by CowboyMisterEg December 23, 2022
A Chukha is an impossibly green, round, hanging booger that seems to be superglued to the lower parts of the nostrils in such a way that it stands out in a conversation, ultimately killing it - therefore, it is on the notorious list of conversation killers (things that stop people wanting to talk to you, for example, Quazzel).
Chukha tends to fasten onto nose hairs, making it a nuisance to remove. Alongside that, it is extremely painful to peel out of the nostrils, so much so, that it has a similar feeling to getting waxed via consecutive wax strips. You'd be surprised by the hair these things can rip out. If you're lucky enough to have pulled one of these bad-boys out, you'll be given a window of temporary enjoyment where you can roll it into a ball or blackmail your siblings into doing things against their will.
You normally obtain Chukha passively in your home environment or during a nice nap, but it's most common when an individual has a runny nose and they are situated in a dusty environment.
Occasionally, you can get a crusty Chukha which seems to be sharper than a samurai blade. This means any external pressure on the nostrils may potentially cause a nose bleed that will keep reopening and induce suffering with just the slightest nose twitch.
Chukha tends to fasten onto nose hairs, making it a nuisance to remove. Alongside that, it is extremely painful to peel out of the nostrils, so much so, that it has a similar feeling to getting waxed via consecutive wax strips. You'd be surprised by the hair these things can rip out. If you're lucky enough to have pulled one of these bad-boys out, you'll be given a window of temporary enjoyment where you can roll it into a ball or blackmail your siblings into doing things against their will.
You normally obtain Chukha passively in your home environment or during a nice nap, but it's most common when an individual has a runny nose and they are situated in a dusty environment.
Occasionally, you can get a crusty Chukha which seems to be sharper than a samurai blade. This means any external pressure on the nostrils may potentially cause a nose bleed that will keep reopening and induce suffering with just the slightest nose twitch.
by CowboyMisterEg December 20, 2022
A serious syndrome that can cause people to be charged with assault if the individual is seen in public without a leash. Symptoms include: Touching people randomly while squatting as if taking a shit (occasionally pushes own head into the victim's chest); having tics similar to tourettes syndrome that causes the individual to say 'Do you want to grapple?'; acoutsic (verbal) stimuli bypass their central nervous system so that telling them to 'stop' doesn't register inside this individual's mind; having withdrawal symtoms if a dusty blanket within a 5 mile radius is not sniffed; unable to go to sleep without waking the whole neighbourhood with his nose rubbing and sniffing; unable to go two seconds without biting the middle finger knuckle and rubbing it against the top lip; verbally mentions when they are angry, tending to say 'I am angry now' instead of expressing the emotion; may have a bald ass head which you can slap and make a satisfying noise.
If you spot an individual with a bald ass egg head that has Shoheb Syndrome, please avoid at all costs, especially at night. Call the police immediately the second they mention the word 'grapple' and run as far from the vicinity as possible.
If you spot an individual with a bald ass egg head that has Shoheb Syndrome, please avoid at all costs, especially at night. Call the police immediately the second they mention the word 'grapple' and run as far from the vicinity as possible.
Tyrone: "Damn Mr Rock, you got some mad Shoheb Syndrome..."
Mr Rock: "Do you want to grapple?"
Tyrone: "Fuck off blud. Stop touching me with your fruity hands. Wallahi I'll call the feds, bruv."
*Mr Rock ignores and still touches him while squatting as if taking a shit*
Mr Rock: "Do you want to grapple?"
Tyrone: "Fuck off blud. Stop touching me with your fruity hands. Wallahi I'll call the feds, bruv."
*Mr Rock ignores and still touches him while squatting as if taking a shit*
by CowboyMisterEg December 30, 2023