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quotatoes

A Paleo diet creation, quotatoes are any potato substitute that appear around Thanksgiving. Most likely cauliflower, boiled and blended. The name originates from when they are served - people will say potatoes - and make air quotes. May also be used by non-gluten crowd.
At Thanksgiving dinner: "Would you please pass the air quotes potatoes? I want to fix a plate for little Jayden." Others at the table: "Why did she use air quotes?" Answer: "They are quotatoes. Not real potatoes."
by elbandidomaximo July 16, 2015
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Quotato

When you quote somebody and the subject is potato.
"Thats an interesting Quotato"
by The Quotato July 23, 2014
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