An intentionally vague Facebook status update, that prompts friends to ask what's going on, or is possibly a cry for help.
Mary is: "wondering if it is all worth it"
Mark is: "thinking that was a bad idea"
Example:
"Have you talked to Mark? He's vaguebooking again. I wonder if he's back with Mary..."
Opposite:
Tammy is: "in line at the grocery store"
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Mark is: "thinking that was a bad idea"
Example:
"Have you talked to Mark? He's vaguebooking again. I wonder if he's back with Mary..."
Opposite:
Tammy is: "in line at the grocery store"
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by elbandidomaximo February 19, 2009
Clampoo is what women's body wash becomes simply by being used "down there" - to wash her delicate lady bits. Also Clampoo can be shampoo used to fluffen up the bikini area.
by elbandidomaximo January 19, 2012
Originating from the word combination of bike path and athlete / triathlete, a PATHLETE is a cyclist who rockets down bike paths in full race gear, blowing by kids, old ladies, dogs, strollers.
The Pathlete does not actually however compete in organized activities, just a poser trying to impress the uneducated.
Massive egos and superiority complexes rule the pathletes.
Pathletes ride the newest, fastest, shiniest - but are still the slowest - in groups - which is why they always ride alone.
Should they ever enter a race, they would be crushed by other racers.
The Pathlete does not actually however compete in organized activities, just a poser trying to impress the uneducated.
Massive egos and superiority complexes rule the pathletes.
Pathletes ride the newest, fastest, shiniest - but are still the slowest - in groups - which is why they always ride alone.
Should they ever enter a race, they would be crushed by other racers.
Rider 1: "That jackass just about ran over that kid! It's noon on Sunday - why is he flying down the bike path like that??"
Rider 2: "Dude, that's a pathlete."
Rider 2: "Dude, that's a pathlete."
by elbandidomaximo July 05, 2011
The act of being physically close to a romantic partner, kissing, touching, etc., all while remaining fully clothed, AND sexually frustrated as the night never progresses past cuddling.
Friend 1: "How was your date last night? You went to her place, right?"
Friend 2: "Well, I thought I'd get lucky finally, but all I got was another cuddlejob."
Friend 1: "Blue balls for you, amigo!"
Friend 2: "Well, I thought I'd get lucky finally, but all I got was another cuddlejob."
Friend 1: "Blue balls for you, amigo!"
by elbandidomaximo December 10, 2009
A Paleo diet creation, quotatoes are any potato substitute that appear around Thanksgiving. Most likely cauliflower, boiled and blended. The name originates from when they are served - people will say potatoes - and make air quotes. May also be used by non-gluten crowd.
At Thanksgiving dinner: "Would you please pass the air quotes potatoes? I want to fix a plate for little Jayden." Others at the table: "Why did she use air quotes?" Answer: "They are quotatoes. Not real potatoes."
by elbandidomaximo July 03, 2015