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quitometer 

A forecast for how likely someone will quit their job on any given day.
Q. How's your quitometer today?
A. It's high as fuck. I'm so fucking done with this shit, I don't shit a fuck anymore.
quitometer by nilxela September 16, 2016
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quaintometer 

Instrument to measure the quaintness of a village or neighborhood.
Wikipedia entry for Upper Slaughter: A village in the Cotswold district of Gloucestershire, England, with the highest recorded reading on the quaintometer.
quaintometer by bodogosity June 15, 2025