quaintometer

Instrument to measure the quaintness of a village or neighborhood.

Wikipedia entry for Upper Slaughter: A village in the Cotswold district of Gloucestershire, England, with the highest recorded reading on the quaintometer.

by bodogosity June 15, 2025

quitometer

A forecast for how likely someone will quit their job on any given day.

Q. How's your quitometer today?
A. It's high as fuck. I'm so fucking done with this shit, I don't shit a fuck anymore.

by nilxela September 16, 2016

Qualitometer

The ability to predetermine the quality of a product before purchase.

My qualitometer was on point the day I bought that everlasting rebodifyer.

by TheRinger1976 October 27, 2025